Hash Trash Run #1068, Directions to Run #1069

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Trash's view of the 1068th Hash:

"It was a lovely F**cking HOT day... 

We've all gathered in south Tel Aviv, striving for an intellectual hash and annoying both Haaretz and The Marker publishing. 

The trail was amazing, no shiggy but lots of rubbish , we've enjoyed several PS's opportunities: a Prayer Stop, a Play Stop and a Pee Stop. 

Beer was drunk, songs were sang, civilians were (not) impressed

There was much rejoicing."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1068:

Hare: STD @ double Entry

FRB: RoadKill

DFL: Popo Schikse

Shitters: Just Bethany, Roadkill

Returnee: STD

Misnaming: Popo Schikse, Just Florian, Just Bethany

had no idea she's setting next week: Magically Delicious

Directions to Run 1069:

Meeting time: Saturday Sep 27th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @"Norma Jean"

Notes: may want to bring a change of clothes if your costume is on the risque side... not sure Norma's will let us in...

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange) 

1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎

2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎

3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎

4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎

5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎

6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎

7. Turn right

Elifelet Parking Lot

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Magically Delicious @ 053-2805002

Other messages:

REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#	Date	Hare
-------	04/10/2014	Yom Kippur – No Hash
1070	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1071	18/10/2014	After Birth
1072	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1073	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks
1074	08/11/2014	Fluffer

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run #1067, Directions to Run #1068

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Trash's view of the 1067th Hash:

"Well, from what I hear, there wasn't much of a Hash last Sat. But at least they had beer..."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1067:

Hare: Goldmember

All Else: Double Entry

Directions to Run 1068:

Meeting time: Saturday Sep 20th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaMerets St. Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: Yes! @ 24Rupee

Maps: From Hashalom Interchange on Ayalon Here

Directions: See Here (same as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call STD @ 054-4682008

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash#	Date	Hare
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run #1066, Directions to Run #1067

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1066th Hash:

"'Twas a sunny afternoon in the holiest of mountains. Hashers assembled in what at first seemed a pretty easy-to-find location, but as they will soon find out, to some (aka Cummunion) even a straight line with no turns qualifies as difficult directions to follow. Some Hashers did in fact travel back to the 60s, but most looked like their regular half-minded selves.

After the usual "who's the f*cking RA this time??" banter, the Hare gave the signal and the Hounds were off. As expected from a trail around Jerusalem, up/downhills were plentiful and flats were nowhere to be found. At the halfway, after enjoying one of our favorite past times - frightening little kids while hand-flailing and singing like idiots, the Hashers left to go on a shiggy-than-ever trail. There was much rejoicing when they found at the end of that shiggy a peaceful beer stop, complete with mountain views and chairs to sHit on. With ale in our stomachs, we kept on going for a few more climbs back for the ON-IN.

Honorable mentions are in order: Gadhafi, who by the second hold had already made it clear to all that he's taken the infamous role of checking-it-out down every false trail possible; Captain Caveman & Roadkill, who in their own minds are avid Hounds aching to keep running, whereas the rest of know they're just racists who would not stop on holds and wait for their fellow Hashers; and Magically Delicious, who in the circle was reminded of the strict circle-rules, which probably made her think that here in the Holyland the A in RA probably stands for A-hole.

After a down-down festival that combined singing, burping, crying, touching, dancing, peeing, and some more drinking, this Hare realized it's been more than an hour and we're still standing there jerking around and decided to call it a day. Other Hashers were still there when I left, so if anyone finds a drunk Puppy Love Machine on the road, please pick up the phone and call 1-800-LEAVE'EM-THERE"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1066:

Hare: Fart Smella

FRB: Capt. Caveman (aka Rocky Balboa)

DLF: Boston Creamed

SCB: Magically Delicious, Fecal Flyer

Not Waiting For Check It Out (Racists): Capt. Caveman, Roadkill

Shitters: Fecal Flyer, Gadhafi, Capt. Caveman, Magically Delicious, Running Poo, Crock Sucker, Puppy Love Machine

Late Cummers: Puppy Love Machine, Cummunion

No Flowers: Fecal Flyer

No Hash Gear: Cesspool

Returnee: Fart Smella

Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Boston Creamed, Cesspool

False Accusation: Running Poo

Hands On Hips (??): Cesspool, Cummunion

Lid In Circle: Popo Shnitzel

Give A Note? Nah, I'll Just Take A Down-Down: Running Poo

Premature Ejacu-singing: Magically Delicious

More Songs!: Roadkill

Directions to Run 1067:

Meeting time: Saturday Sep 13th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Kfar Sava, at the the parking lot of the Supermarket on the corner of Tchernikovski and Begin (here).

On-After: Nope

Maps: From Road #4 Here

Directions: See Here (same as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Goldmember @ 052-3980164

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1065, Directions to Run #1066

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1065th Hash:

"Run 1065 will be remembered as the run where the HHHH almost won the Israel National Cricket championships, however we forfeited our winning in order to drink beer and eat spicy fried onions.

Yes it was hot and Magically Delicious was hot and still the only female, but at least not all of the guys were over 60. (wow, I can see the drool-pool from here! -HT)

We ran through half-naked women, international sports and smells, and capped it off with kids screaming while daring death-defying acts."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1065:

Hare: Captain Caveman

Shitty Trail: Captain Caveman

FRB: Cummunion

DFL: Fecal Flyer

Returnees: Head Down, Double Entry

SCB: The Pack

Virgins: Just No one

Directions to Run 1066:

Meeting time: Saturday Sep 6th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Har'el St., Mevaseret Zion (here)

Maps: From: Tel-Aviv, J-Lem

Directions: Go straight at the first roundabout on Har'el st., find a park on the side of the road.

Theme: We'll be celebrating peace instead of war, dressed as hippies! So get 'yer Woodstock on!

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit...

Call Fart Smella @ 0544-888-165

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1067	13/09/2014	Goldmember
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com