26 October, 2012

Hash Trash Run 967, Directions to Run 968

Hello fellow Hashers!

NOTE THE NEW HASH HOUR! 15:00, 1500, 3PM

This is a rerun of the summary of Hash 966:

Hare's view of the 966th Hash:

Once again, another fabulous Hash beginning at the top of the hill on Moshe Sharette in Ramat Gan.  The trail was beautifully marked but uninteresting according to Just Eli. Lots of ups and downs. Despite the "Keep Our City Beautiful" signs posted all over Ramat Gan - the streets were full of trash and dog crap. I think the next time I sat a Hash in Ramat Gan, the pack can just follow the dog crap. 
The pack was rewarded in the end as they entered the newly refurbished park which resembles the Bahai Gardens in Haifa but Ramat Gan style.

It should be noted that there was extreme amount of complaining from Puppy Love Machine - no beer along the trail,no chalk talk, blah blah, blah.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 967:
Hare: Double Entry
Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 968:

Special Features:
This week we're going to have a costume Hash!
After the Hash, we will have pizza and you may shower at Casa Deliverance if you like.
And then... we are off to the Trick or Treat on Shalva Street!

Both Penis Envy and Deliverance will be manning 2 different candy stations.
If you are dressed as a Village Person; i.e. policeman, leatherman, construction worker, Native American or soldier, you are welcome to pass out candy with my group as we have a theme.
If you are dressed as something other than a Village person, you are welcome to help out at Penis Envy's station.
This is a yearly event and it is always a lot of fun so try to join us if you can.

Meeting time: Saturday October 27th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.


Location: 14A Galei Tkhelet st. in Herzliya Pituach - See Map Here

Directions (From road #2): At this LINK


Seriously? You couldn't even get that much right? We've started there like a million times...


Still Lost? Call Deliverance 050-263-4684

Again: Hash, Pizza, Shower, Trick or Treat

Can you Help your Brotha' Hasher?!
  • Rack n' Lube needs a ride to the Hash from Tel Aviv (on the border with Givatayim), If you have anything to offer please contact HT or her directly at: bnigoff@yahoo.com. Be a true Hasher!

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...


Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#969 Nov 3 - Puppy Love Machine

#970 Nov 10 - Penis Envy

#971 Nov 17 - TBD

#972 Nov 24 - Pig Woman



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 12:22 AM

25 October, 2012

Thirsty Knights Hash Tomorrow!

Hello Fellow Hashers!

I've been asked by the distinguished Sir Captain Caveman to announce the following:

"Hear ye, Hear ye

The Thirsty Knights Hash tomorrow will begin at the Reading parking lot in northern Tel-Aviv (HERE) at 8:00 PM (20:00).
Bring 20 sheks.

That's it."

So I guess that's it...

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 12:57 AM

19 October, 2012

Hash Trash Run 966, Directions to Run 967

Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's view of the 966th Hash:

Once again, another fabulous Hash beginning at the top of the hill on Moshe Sharette in Ramat Gan.  The trail was beautifully marked but uninteresting according to Just Eli. Lots of ups and downs. Despite the "Keep Our City Beautiful" signs posted all over Ramat Gan - the streets were full of trash and dog crap. I think the next time I sat a Hash in Ramat Gan, the pack can just follow the dog crap. 
The pack was rewarded in the end as they entered the newly refurbished park which resembles the Bahai Gardens in Haifa but Ramat Gan style.

It should be noted that there was extreme amount of complaining from Puppy Love Machine - no beer along the trail,no chalk talk, blah blah, blah.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 966:
Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Captain Cavemen
DFL: Penis Envy
Misnaming: Twin Peaks
No Down-Down Table: Penis Envy, Captain Caveman, Pig Woman, Substituting for the missing Jerusalemites - Just Dianne, Twin Peaks
Funny Runny: Double Entry
Virgins: Just Eli and Puppy Love Machine
Sittin' and a Spittin' (and nearly hittin' the RA): Puppy Love Machine
Returnees: Deliverance & He's A Lesbian
Relieving:  Puppy Love Machine
Late Cuming: Pig Woman
Phone Sex: Puppy Love Machine, Boston Creamed and He's A Lesbian
Whinning/Complainer:  Puppy Love Machine

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 967:

On-After? Double Entry suggests a nice short & cozy On On picnic (with the Sundown) on the grass in the park - with DE shouting Pizza – so the rest to bring a Salad and/or whatever...

Meeting time: Saturday October 20th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.


Location: Netzach St Ramat Hasharon- See Map Here

Directions (From road #5): At this LINK


Seriously? You couldn't even get that much right? We've started there like a million times...


Still Lost? Call Double Entry 054-7909034

Again: Double Entry suggests a nice short & cozy On On picnic (with the Sundown) on the grass in the park - with DE shouting Pizza – so the rest to bring a Salad and/or whatever...

Can you Help your Brotha' Hasher?!
  • Rack n' Lube needs a place to sleep while in TA in her own words: "anyone have an apartment available for some hashers to rent October 23 to October 28? There are two of us (married couple)...one place we've stayed at before is closed, and the other is not available for these dates. Any info would be appreciated." Be a friend!

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
  • On Oct. 19 Quiz night is off! Don't make plans to attend today...


Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#968 Oct 27 - Deliverance

#969 Nov 3 - Puppy Love Machine

#970 Nov 10 - Penis Envy

#971 Nov 17 - TBD

#972 Nov 24 - Pig Woman



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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 1:54 PM

12 October, 2012

Hash Trash Run 965, Directions to Run 966

Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's messy and not so coherent view of the 965th Hash:

"We met at the corner of Boarder's Bitch & Desperate Housewife's old apt. The circle brought back lots of great memories. Since their abandonment of the HHH, the area has improved significantly. The run was short and sweet, but since the hare walked, there is no information on how it went. The hare used her back-up Wind Breaker to keep everyone in check. Instead she had a wonderful walk with Just Dianne, a newly arrived forgetful Hasher just off of her last assignment in Argentina.
There was no GM, or assistant GM, so not sure who took notes, Spit & Swallow ran the show so he should remember who was the FRB, etc."
One must assume that another one was intoxicated while jotting these notes. WAY TO GO SEMEN!!!

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 965:
Hare: Semen
Hareplacement: Wind Breaker
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Penis Envy
Misnaming: Twin Peaks
No Down-Down Table: Penis Envy, Captain Caveman, Pig Woman, Substituting for the missing Jerusalemites - Just Dianne, Twin Peaks
Funny Runny: Double Entry
Virgin/Visitor: Just Dianne


...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 966:

Meeting time: Saturday October 13th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.


Location: Moshe Sharet, Ramat-Gan.

Directions:
  1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
  2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
  3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
  4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
  5. Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.
Seriously? You couldn't even get that much right? Fine - here's a Google Map for ya.


Lost? Call Twin Peaks 052 874 3662

Can you Help your Brotha' Hasher?!
  • Rack n' Lube needs a place to sleep while in TA in her own words: "anyone have an apartment available for some hashers to rent October 23 to October 28? There are two of us (married couple)...one place we've stayed at before is closed, and the other is not available for these dates. Any info would be appreciated." Be a friend!
  • He's A Lesbian is in town and needs a ride to/from the Hash on Sat. anyone who might be able to help please contact me ASAP so we can connect you.

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
  • On Oct. 19 Quiz night is on! You know where... Please RSVP with your hostess, Deliverance.

Did you know?!


Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#967 Oct 20 - Double Entry

#968 Oct 27 - Deliverance

#969 Nov 3 - Puppy Love Machine

#970 Nov 10 - Penis Envy

#971 Nov 17 - TBD

#972 Nov 24 - Pig Woman





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On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 12:35 AM

05 October, 2012

Hash Trash Run 963, Directions to Run 964

Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's view of the 964th Hash:

Jerusalem is like the famous illustration by MC Escher -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativity_(M._C._Escher) -- where no matter how hard you try, you are always going uphill. Bearing that principle in mind, and led by The Gonadfather, the pack set off after a trail of ups and ups and ups. As if to confirm our pack status, at the first hold we were joined by a very nice stray dog who ran with us all the way to the Halfway point overlooking the Old City walls. After a round of "More Beer" -- and an interesting conversation between Caveman and an elderly Australian gentleman who turned out to be a former championship marathoner -- we continued On-on. Up and up and up towards the Jaffa Gate, through a lovely park with fountains (barefoot runner Double Entry managed to avoid the broken glass) and then back towards the starting point for Down-downs during which Penis Envy and Boston Creamed beer-ptized their new running shoes and welcomed Pig Woman back to the fold. This was followed by a picnic by the light of the almost full moon. 
It was fun. 
*Photos are at Holyland Hashers picasa web album.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 964:
FRB: Pig Woman
DFL: Boston Creamed
Returnees: Boston Creamed, Pig Woman, The Gonadfather
Sexting: Captain Caveman
New Shows: Boston Creamed, Penis Envy

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 965:

Meeting time: Saturday Oct. 6th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

We are meeting at the corner of Levy Eshkol and Maurizio vitale (Border Bitch and Desperate Housewife's old apt.). (HERE)
Find a parking space, and park. 

For you GPS junkies, just tap in "Maurizio Vitale 3, Tel Aviv" and when you get there look for Semen\Windbreaker


For those allergic to GPS, here are some Google driving directions form Ayalon


Directions from: Rokach Interchange (named after Double Entry) on Ayalon road (#20):

  1. Get off of Ayalon at Rokach interchange heading West
  2. Drive for about 2 Km. from the interchange and turn right onto Ibn Gabirol
  3. Turn right onto Shai Agnon.
  4. Turn right onto Levy Eshkol
  5. The start point will be in about 150 mt.

Some More Information:
Park on the street

Lost? Call your Hare, Semen 054-440-6313 or Wind Breaker 054-328-7422


Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster will be out next week.
  • On Oct. 19 Quiz night is on! You know where...

Did you know?!

Hare roster - are you there?!

Will be out soon...


--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 3:51 PM