22 September, 2011

Hash Trash Run 912, Directions to Run 913

Down-Downs Run 912:
Hare: Fluffer
FRB: Cpl. Punishment
DFL: Capt. Caveman
Virgins: Just Brad, Just Tal
Returnees: Fluffer, Stiff Meat, Pig Woman
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Deliverance
Best T-Shirt: Just Larry, Just Brad
Half Marathon: Stiff Meat
Family Double Header: Capt. Caveman, Cpl. Punishment
Bad Signage: Fluffer
New Shoes: Pig Woman


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 913:
Meeting time: Saturday September 24th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: We will begin our Hashing adventure on 29 Ben Yehuda in downtown Tel Aviv (near the Isrotel).
Directions: 
From the US Embassy take Shalom Aleichem to a left on Ben Yehuda.  The start will be next to the Subway on Ben Yehuda.
Hashers will likely have to pay for parking, and Just Lynne recommends three lots, all with access on Hayarkon: 
  1. 63 Hayarkon is south of the US Embassy; 
  2. A lot across the street from the US Embassy; 
  3. Parking in the Isrotel which is Central Park.
All of these lots are 25 shekels on Shabbat. The beermeister should park in the Isrotel, as the second deck of the parking garage is where we will hold the down downs and the Hashers can meet the Wieners!!
Lost? Call someone who cares.... 054-424-8898 is the Hare's number.



Hare roster - are you there?!
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 5:32 PM

15 September, 2011

Hash Trash Run 911, Directions to Run 912

Hello fellow Hashers!
By freak coincidence the Hash Run 911 was on the day before the 10th anniversary of 9/11.  The Hashers in a rare moment respect took off their hats in Rememberance of the victims of 9/11. We circled up outside of Caveman's home and we had some visiting hashers show up.  We were off on the trail that had both shady and sunny stops. As the temperature continued to soar, the hashers started betting on whether the next hold would be a shady or a sunny hold. We gathered in a park for a rendition of Joe the Button and continued back to Caveman's parking area when we were met by New Dad Spit or Swallow who joined us for a drink-and-dash.


Down-Downs Run 911:
Hares: Capt. Caveman, Just Lynne
FRB: Cpl. Punishment
DFL: Just Larry
Virgins: Wet Martini, Just Mike
Returnee: Just Larry, Spit or Swallow
Child Abuse & Abandonment: Cpl. Punishment, Spit or Swallow
MVP: Rocket
Lost again? Twin Peaks
Trailblazer: Just Mike
Wingeing (complaining): Deliverance


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 912:
Meeting time: Saturday September 17th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: No location or nothin' this time, only a Google Map. Complaints to the Hare, please.
Lost? Call Fluffer 052-8801111



Ride requests - help a botha-hasher out:



Other messages:



Hare roster - are you there?!
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 6:07 PM

09 September, 2011

Hash Trash Run 910, Directions to Run 911

Hello fellow Hashers!
The long-awaited surprise-celebration of Captain Caveman's 500th Run (which was up to ~520 runs by now) had finally arrived. The pack gathered at Deliverance's chateaux for a cunning costume-change, involving sending Caveman on an ice-shleppin' decoy, while Hashers donned crispy white T's with Caveman's remarkably realistic portrait. The birthday boy was surprised at the door - let's do a reenactment:
(Hashers gather in a circle. Caveman enters, stage left)
(Silence - 1:05 min.)
Boston: Surprise!
(All repeat) Surprise!
...and off we went.
Deliverance decided to celebrate Caveman's senility... uh, meant seniority, by helping him with what she feels must be poor vision by now, and laid T's that can be spotted from outer space. The only thing that managed to draw (female) Hashers' attention from the marks was the buff, glistening piece of meat running along the road beside us. Some neighbourly love was poured on us while running through the streets of Herzlia, when we were suddenly greeted with a hose (and no, that's not a phallic metaphor, literally a hose spaying us with water).
Deliverance laid a sneaky on-in, fooling half the pack. Only a few happy Hashers didn't fall for it and charged towards the circle. There, Caveman's entire family awaited with pride to celebrate his revered accomplishment. The one thing the circle did actually lack was Beer - too many Hashers were either too young to drink (lame excuse) or too beer-phobic (even lamer). Not to fret, plenty of Beer was soon to be wasted, when Just Caitlin knelt in front of Deliverance and her apron, got showered with flour and was reborn as Sanitize For Your Protection.
Caveman's celebration then moved on to Deliverance's pool-side, where even the most conservative Mexican would compliment the dishes served. Even Margaritas were there - more than 10 liters of it, actually. In the effort to perfect the recipe, Just Jim was getting everybody drunk on Tequila and lime - an no one seemed to really care that he is. Olé!



Down-Downs Run 910:
Hares: Deliverance, Rocket, Free Willy
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: C3PO
Misnaming: Deliverance, Twin Peaks
Returnees: Cpl. Punishment, Matterhormy, Just Jim, Free Willy, Rocket, C3PO, R2D2
Sitting: Just Jim, Just Caitlin, Pregnant Pause
Stupid: Windbreaker
Birthday: Matterhorny
25 Runs: Free Willy
500 Runs / 12.5K NIS: Capt. Caveman
New Bourne Identity: Cpl. Punishment, Just Shir, Spit or Swallow, Betty Cocker
Naming: Caitlin is no more - hello, Sanitize For Your Protection!

Pictures were taken at the event... but turns out that Semen's shock-, water- and bullet-proof camera is also computer-proof and would not download the photos. Tech support is handling the situation and will get the pics online soon enough.


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 911:
Meeting time: Saturday September 10th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Kfar-Saba
Directions: From Tel-Aviv get on the 5 east, take the 4 North. Keep straight past the traffic light, after the Sonol gas station get in the right line and take the first exit to Kfar Sava. Continue for about 4.5 kms until the first Rotary. Turn Left till the end and park. Follow this map (in hebrew).
Lost? Call Caveman 052-2445644

From the Hare:
In honor of 9/11, which is the next day, wear RED,WHITE & BLUE or something from NY or the Pentagon.
Also, there will be no On-After so all are requested to not bring meats, salads, ect. Beer is already not spoken for so please don't bring something else.



Ride requests - help a botha-hasher out:
Another virgin wants to join our Hash!
Just Chelsey lives in Jaffa near corner of Yehuda Hayamit and Sderot Yeryshalayim. If anybody can give her a ride, please call her at 0542648406



Other messages:



Hare roster - are you there?!
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 11:25 AM

01 September, 2011

Hash Trash Run 909, Directions to Run 910

Hello fellow Hashers!
We circled atop a high hill near Tel Aviv University. The hares were sick and put under Hash Quaranteen (no beer from our cups). Just Lynn and Deliverance managed to drive right past the start and didn't notice the Hashers. Eventually they found the start and we were off.
I don't know about the run because I walked, but at the mid point all the runners looked angry and thirsty, signs that it was a normal hash.
We sang The Addams Family and continued back to the beer.
(Trashed from Deliverance)


Down-Downs Run 909:
Hares: Semen, Windbreaker
FRB: Double Entry
DFL: Just Lynn
Misnaming: Double Entry
No Singing: Windbreaker
Stupid Hat: Deliverance
Better Snacks: Stiff Meat
The Baby: Capt. Caveman
No Shorts: Just Caitlin
100 Runs: Semen
250 Runs: Twin Peaks
New Shoes: Just Lynn


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 910:
ON ON with barbeque and pool to follow the Hash!

Meeting time: Saturday September 3rd, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The run will start at Casa De-liverance at 6 Sara Street in Herzliyya Pituach.
Directions from Tel Aviv:
Take Highway 2 to the Kfar Shmaryahu/Herzliya exit (called Rabin Interchange). Make a left at the light. You will be on Keren HaYessod Street. Continue straight until you reach the 2nd roundabout where you will make a right onto Wingate Street. Sara Street is the second street on your right.
Lost? Call Deliverance 054-300-5092

Please bring good meat and salads to share (don't be cheap and plan ahead).  We are attempting to have a Mexican theme if possible so cook accordingly, and yes the salsa and chips are already spoken for so come up with something else, dammit.



Ride requests - help a botha-hasher out:
Another virgin wants to join our Hash!
Just Chelsey lives in Jaffa near corner of Yehuda Hayamit and Sderot Yeryshalayim. If anybody can give her a ride, please call her at 0542648406



Other messages:



Hare roster - are you there?!
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 1:39 PM