25 June, 2008

HASH TRASH Run 739 - Directions RUN 740


 HASH TRASH RUN 739 – DIRECTIONS RUN 740

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We met at Kohav Hatsafon. We complained about the heat.  Virgins almost outnumbered regulars.  We ran in the park.  We sweated.  We sang School's Out at the half-way but there were no Alice Cooper fans ... or at least no one prepared to admit that they were. We ran some more. The pavement was boiling. We had warm down downs and cool beers.  We then baked Border Bitch (formerly Christine). We lit the barbeque. We ate. We went home.

 

Down Downs RUN 739

Hares: Twin Peaks aided by Border Bitch (just to set the record straight)

FRB: Amit

Virgins: Basha, Hairy Twat Licker, Ilana & Jay

SCBs: Dr Dolittle &Russian Bride

Returnee: Wolfman Jack, In n Out & Goldmember

New shoes: Ilana

Teacher's pets: Tiar Fruck and Crock Sucker

Relieving themselves: Captain Caveman, Russian Bride & Scott

Sex in the City: Seman

Lost in Hash space: Dr Do Little

Un-noticed haircut: Twin Peaks

 

Directions to RUN 740

Place:  Goldmember's house, 7 Kinnarot St., Kochav Yair

Date: June 28, 2008

Time: 4:00pm

Hare: Goldmember

Pizza On-on after the run. Bring toppings.

Directions:

Take Route 2 to Route 5 and get on Route 6. Get off at the exit to Kochav Yair, and follow the signs to Kochav Yair. There is a guardhouse when you enter the community. Once inside the gates, go through 2 roundabouts and LEFT into Kinnarot St.

Lost? Call 052 267 1796


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Holyland Hash House Harriers blog

 
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
July - September

7/5      Crocksucker
7/12    Russian Bride
7/19    Dr. Do Little
7/26    Boston Cream
   
8/2      Capt. Caveman
8/9      Border Bitch
8/16    Diablo
8/23    Amit
8/30    Seman
 
9/6      Twin Peaks
9/13    Deliverance
9/20    Goldmember
9/27    TBA
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.

UPCOMING RUNS



   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008


19 June, 2008

HASH TRASH Run 738 - Directions RUN 739

 

HASH TRASH RUN 738 – DIRECTIONS RUN 739

It was hot. We met in a field. We ran. We sweated. We got shot at by Russian Briade and Tiar Fruck. We had cold beverages at the halfway.  We ran some more and we sweated some more.  We had more cold beverages. We had down-downs. We got even wetter. But it didn't get any cooler.

Down Downs RUN 738

Hare: Diablo

FRB: Twin Peaks

DFL: Crocksucker

Virgins: Christy and Clark

SCB: Dr Dolittle

Returnee: Tiar Fruck

Too pooped: Dr Dolittle and Russian Bride

No Hash Kte: Crocksucker

Sub-quality Hash kit: Christine

Swinging low with gusto: Scott

Useless studies: Amit

PSA test: Dr Dolittle, Russian Bride

 

Directions to RUN 739

Date - June 21, 2008

Time - 4:00 and on-on at Christine and Scott's afterwards

Place - The start point is in Kohav Hatsafon, at the corner of Levi Eshkol and Maurizio Vitale.  It's directly behind the Seminar Kibbutzim and on the street is one VERY tall condo with three identical shorter ones next to it.

Hare – Christine (assisted by Twin Peaks)

If you're lost – call the hare – 057-420-6844

 

PARTY AT BRAVEFART'S

Date - Friday, June 20

Time -  Whenever ... but not before 20:00 hours

Reason - Em ... none!

Venue -  Fabi's hoose  (61 Wingate, Herzliya Pituach)

Drinks will be provided - bring yourselves, partners and pals

 

Holyland Hash House Harriers blog
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
 28 June Goldmember
 
 New hare roster out soon!
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/


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Hash Scribe

12 June, 2008

HASH TRASH Run 737 - Directions RUN 738

THIS WEEK: MISMANAGEMENT C'TEE MEETS AND
EVERYONE GETS A NEW JOB....
NEXT WEEK: BRAVEFART'S PARTY
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 737 - Anchors Away!
Meet at the marina at 4:00. Skies were blue, sun not too hot, and winds perfect. Attending were Christina and Scott, Crocsucker, Diablo and Swamp Monster, Goldmember, Seman and her trusty mate - Adi. The water in the marina was calm and beautiful. However, outside the marina the water was a bit choppy. Winds were beautiful and we sailed all the way till Ramat Poleg and back to Tel-Aviv. Unfortunately, Swamp Monster got a bit seasick, Diablo  joined him, and Scott was white, until we got back to the marina. We decided to come in an hour early, and had our down down on the nice calm waters back in the slip. By then everyone was pink again, and happy. Special thanks to Crocsucker's sailing assistance as 1st Mate.
 
Down-downs Run 737
No one drowned.
 
Directions to RUN 738
Date - June 14, 2008
Time - 4:00 to 7:00pm
Place - The area between Kfar Shemaryahu and Ra'anana A (near the Herzliya Air Strip).
Hare - Diablo
 
Directions:  From Herzliya Pituach, take Keren Hayesood Street and cross over Namir (Rt. 2) towards Kfar Shemaryahu/Ra'anana.  Continue across railroad tracks and turn left at the 2nd light after the tracks (Kanfey Nesharim Street, at end of the air strip).  Go straight past airfield (on left) and just before road bends towards left, there is a narrow paved road on your right.  Turn right on to this road and go 250 meters, and turn into opening of field on right.  Hares will be waiting.  If lost, call 050 561 2123. 

 

Emap site

 
Mismanagement Committee Meeting Report
The meeting was called on Tuesday night by outgoing GM Twin Peaks, All assembled at Deliverance's house.
 
1. It was decided to continue Hashing as usual during July and August but to take extreme the heat into consideration.
 
2. It was decided to use a portion of the current Hash Cash reserves for ordering a supply of T-shirts.
 
3. It was decided to use the rest of Hash Cash on a Hash Weekend in October.
 
4. New position-holders for the following were decided upon:
GM - Dr. Do-little
RA - Captain Caveman
Ass't RA - Russian Bride
Beermeister - Russian Bride
Hash Cash - Diablo
Hare Raiser - Semen
Hash Trash - Crocsucker
Hash Haberdashery - Boston Creamed
 
Holyland Hash House Harriers blog
 
NEXT WEEK - PARTY AT BRAVEFART'S
Date - Friday, June 20
Time -  Whenever ... but not before 20:00 hours
Reason - Em ... none!
Venue -  Fabi's hoose  (61 Wingate, Herzliya Pituach)
Drinks will be provided - bring yourselves, partners and pals
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
 
June
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/


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Hash Scribe

06 June, 2008

HASH TRASH Run 736 - Directions RUN 737

THIS WEEK... HOLYLAND HASH TO GET WET
A SPECIAL T FOR DR. D.
PARTY!!! BRAVEFART SURE IS BRAVE
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 736 - Or Was It Run 500...?
It was hot. We met in a grove near a prison. We ran up and down and up again. The Hare lost the trail. At the halfway point, we sang "Jailhouse Rock" while looking over the prison. Twin Peaks and Semen walked the second half, because now they are Triathletes. We celebrated Dr. Do-little's 500th run with a speical T-shirt (see attached). We drank beer, too. We had Down-downs. It got not much darker and not much cooler. We went home.
 
Down-downs Run 736
Hare - Captain Caveman, aided by Russian Bride
FRB - Christine
DFL - Dr. Do-little,
SCBs - Dr. Do-little (how did he do that?)
False Accusation - Boston Creamed
Newcomer - Scott
Tri-Athlettes - Semen, Twin Peaks
Got Us Lost - Captain Caveman, Russian Bride
On-on For Gispert  - Crocsucker, Christine, Scott
Heads Up - In & Out
150 Runs - Goldmember
500 Runs - Dr. D
 
Directions to RUN 737 (running on deck)
Date - June 7, 2008
Time - 4:00 to 7:00pm
Place - Herzliya Marina 
Hare - Semen
 

We are meeting at Pier C, (not pier E) as I announced. People are welcomed to bring  snacks and of course -- beer. Parking at the marina or pay 10 shekels and park in the lot.

 

Lost? 0 5 4 4 4 0 6 3 1 3 (m)

 

Emap site

 
Holyland Hash House Harriers blog
 
PARTY AT BRAVEFART'S - ALL INVITED
Bravefart writes: "It's time to have a party! So, no excuses!
Date - Friday, June 20
Time -  Whenever ... but not before 20:00 hours
Reason - Em ... none!
Venue -  Fabi's hoose  (61 Wingate, Herzliya Pituach)
Drinks will be provided - bring yourselves, partners and pals
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
May
31  Captain Caveman
June
 7  Semen
14  Diablo
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/


On-on!
Hash Scribe