30 December, 2008

Re: Hash Trash767 and Directions to NY's Run

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On Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 12:46 PM, Hash Trash <hashers_r_us@yahoo.com> wrote:

Hash Trash 767

DIRECTIONS TO NEW YEAR'S RUN

2009 Race Schedule Now Here!!!

 
Downs Downs

FRB: Caveman
DFL: Wet Pussy & Dyke.cum
Virgins: Or
Returnees: Ragip- reeducation required and homework assigned
Runners: Fatty Tatty, Etti, Gili
Child abuse: Etti
No Hash Shirt: Ragip
 
The run did not start well with two hares, three runners and more walkers than could be counted. It appeared that one runner would be FRB, one runner would be DFL and one runner would die of thirst… Ragip, in his time away from the hash, forgot what he was doing and helpfully raised his hand every time he saw a blob, while Caveman nearly split his super tight-tights climbing a fence to be FRB. The walkers got lost despite having a map to the halfway and Wet Pussy and Dyke.cum caught the pack at the gigantic orange phallic statue in the park. The pack sang More Beer in honor of New Years, and upon returning to the circle, Eti allowed her 17 year old son to partake in more beer, leading to her downdown for child abuse. Diablo was thankful for the respite and in celebration allowed his kids to rock out in Just Dragosh's car, complete with flashing lights and beeping horn.
Directions Run 768 - New Years Run!
 
When: 3pm on Thursday, 1 Jan 2009 
Where: Sharon Circle under the arch in Herzliya
A short run, followed by a dip in the sea!
 
Lost? Call Caveman, this was his idea! 0522 445 644
 
Directions Run 769 (3 Jan) to follow soon ....
 
HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 
 
Goldmember                1/3/09
Fatty Tatty                   1/10/09
Dragosh                       1/17/09
Rami                            1/24/09
Pregnant Pause            1/31/09
Diablo                          2/7/09
Boston Creamed           2/14/09
Desperate Housewife    2/21/09
Twin Peaks                  2/28/09
Wet Pussy                   3/7/09
Captain Caveman         3/14/09
Border Bitch                3/21/09
Long Horny                  3/28/09
Goldmember                4/4/09
Fart Smella                  4/11/09
Semen                         4/18/09
Deliverance                   4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09
Rami                            5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09
Dragosh                       5/23/09
 
RACE SCHEDULE 2009

Date

Where

Event

Website

8 Jan

Tiberias

Marathon

Link

5 Feb

Beer Sheva Run

10 km, 5 km

Link

14 Feb

Omer Run

10  km, 5km

Link

21 Feb

Dead Sea Run (Ein Gedi)

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

27 Feb

Eilat

Ironman and half-ironman

Link

7 Mar

Kfar Saba Run

10 km

Link

20 Mar

Ra'anana Run

10 km, 3 km

Link

20 Mar

Pro-Sport Ultra

80, 50, 30, 15 km

Link

26 Mar

Jerusalem Run

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

28 Mar

Ramat HaSharon Spring Run

10 km

Link

3 Apr

Tavor Mountain

11 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Herzliya

10 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Rishon Lezion Spring Run

10 km

Link

10 Apr

Dead Sea Ultra Marathon (Jordan)

48.7 km, marathon, half-marathon, 10 km

Link

24 Apr

Tel Aviv

Marathon, 10 km, 5 km

Link

25 Apr

Globes Executive Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

5 May

Ashkelon

10 km

Link

7 May

Mountain to Valley Race

200 km relay

Link

9 May

Tel Aviv

10 km, 5 km

Link

13 May

Haifa

10 km

Link

15 May

Talmonim Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

16 May

Gezer

10 km, 5 km

Link

6 June

Shoham

10 km, 5 km

Link

23 Oct

Holon

10 km, 5 km

Link

21 Nov

Azrieli Stairs Races

 

Link

22 Nov

Eyal Race

15 km, 5 km

Link

5 Dec

Modi'in

14 km

Link

11 Dec

Gan HaShlosha (north)

Half marathon

Link

 
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On-on!
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Hash Trash767 and Directions to NY's Run

Hash Trash 767

DIRECTIONS TO NEW YEAR'S RUN

2009 Race Schedule Now Here!!!

 
Downs Downs

FRB: Caveman
DFL: Wet Pussy & Dyke.cum
Virgins: Or
Returnees: Ragip- reeducation required and homework assigned
Runners: Fatty Tatty, Etti, Gili
Child abuse: Etti
No Hash Shirt: Ragip
 
The run did not start well with two hares, three runners and more walkers than could be counted. It appeared that one runner would be FRB, one runner would be DFL and one runner would die of thirst… Ragip, in his time away from the hash, forgot what he was doing and helpfully raised his hand every time he saw a blob, while Caveman nearly split his super tight-tights climbing a fence to be FRB. The walkers got lost despite having a map to the halfway and Wet Pussy and Dyke.cum caught the pack at the gigantic orange phallic statue in the park. The pack sang More Beer in honor of New Years, and upon returning to the circle, Eti allowed her 17 year old son to partake in more beer, leading to her downdown for child abuse. Diablo was thankful for the respite and in celebration allowed his kids to rock out in Just Dragosh's car, complete with flashing lights and beeping horn.
Directions Run 768 - New Years Run!
 
When: 3pm on Thursday, 1 Jan 2009 
Where: Sharon Circle under the arch in Herzliya
A short run, followed by a dip in the sea!
 
Lost? Call Caveman, this was his idea! 0522 445 644
 
Directions Run 769 (3 Jan) to follow soon ....
 
HARE ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 
 
Goldmember                1/3/09
Fatty Tatty                   1/10/09
Dragosh                       1/17/09
Rami                            1/24/09
Pregnant Pause            1/31/09
Diablo                          2/7/09
Boston Creamed           2/14/09
Desperate Housewife    2/21/09
Twin Peaks                  2/28/09
Wet Pussy                   3/7/09
Captain Caveman         3/14/09
Border Bitch                3/21/09
Long Horny                  3/28/09
Goldmember                4/4/09
Fart Smella                  4/11/09
Semen                         4/18/09
Deliverance                   4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09
Rami                            5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09
Dragosh                       5/23/09
 
RACE SCHEDULE 2009

Date

Where

Event

Website

8 Jan

Tiberias

Marathon

Link

5 Feb

Beer Sheva Run

10 km, 5 km

Link

14 Feb

Omer Run

10  km, 5km

Link

21 Feb

Dead Sea Run (Ein Gedi)

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

27 Feb

Eilat

Ironman and half-ironman

Link

7 Mar

Kfar Saba Run

10 km

Link

20 Mar

Ra'anana Run

10 km, 3 km

Link

20 Mar

Pro-Sport Ultra

80, 50, 30, 15 km

Link

26 Mar

Jerusalem Run

Half-marathon, 10 km

Link

28 Mar

Ramat HaSharon Spring Run

10 km

Link

3 Apr

Tavor Mountain

11 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Herzliya

10 km, 5 km

Link

4 Apr

Rishon Lezion Spring Run

10 km

Link

10 Apr

Dead Sea Ultra Marathon (Jordan)

48.7 km, marathon, half-marathon, 10 km

Link

24 Apr

Tel Aviv

Marathon, 10 km, 5 km

Link

25 Apr

Globes Executive Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

5 May

Ashkelon

10 km

Link

7 May

Mountain to Valley Race

200 km relay

Link

9 May

Tel Aviv

10 km, 5 km

Link

13 May

Haifa

10 km

Link

15 May

Talmonim Race

10 km, 5 km

Link

16 May

Gezer

10 km, 5 km

Link

6 June

Shoham

10 km, 5 km

Link

23 Oct

Holon

10 km, 5 km

Link

21 Nov

Azrieli Stairs Races

 

Link

22 Nov

Eyal Race

15 km, 5 km

Link

5 Dec

Modi'in

14 km

Link

11 Dec

Gan HaShlosha (north)

Half marathon

Link

 
Flicker Photos
 
On-on!
Hash Scribe