HASH TRASH RUN 757 & DIRECTIONS TO 758

HASH TRASH RUN 757 & DIRECTIONS TO 758 DON'T FORGET - HALLOWEEN PARTY AT DAVE'S!!!!   Once again there was probably more mayhem, debauchery, non-PC jokes and beer but the hash scribe was too busying hauling her shite from one end of Tel Aviv to the other to participate.   Down downs   FRB: Desperate Housewife DFL: Rapig SCB & lost in space - Dr Do-Little Returnees: Russian Brice, R2D2, CP30  Birthday: Gili No BBQ: Twin Peaks No Hash horn: Goldmember Baby abuse: Diablo No hash shirt: Ragip, Virginia 25 Runs: Border Bitch & Semen DIRECTIONS TO RUN 758   Date: Sat, 1 November When: 3 pm Hare: Border Bitch Where: The start point is in Ramat Aviv-Alliance High School Parking Lot off of Reading just north of Brodetsky. Directions: Coming from the North, take Einstein to Brodetsky, South on Brodetsky, at the roundabout go Right onto Reading. Follow Reading until you get to a park and the high school, which will be on the left. If you get back to Brodetsky, you've gone too far.   Lost? Who cares.  (Border Bitch might ... 057-420-6844)   COSTUME PARTY FOR HALLOWEEN    When: 31 Oct from 7 pm Where: Dave's place at 5 Hezkiaha, HaMelech Bring drinks!!!   HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.     Michelle 11/8/08* Diablo  11/15/08 Goldmember  11/22/08 Fart Smella  11/29/08 Seaman  12/6/08 Deliverance  12/13/08 Capt. Caveman  12/20/08 Desperate Housewife  12/27/08 Crocksucker  1/3/09 Fatty Tatty  1/10/09 Dave  1/17/09 Rami  1/24/09 In & Out  1/31/09 Linda  2/7/09* On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH RUN 756 - DIRECTIONS 757

HASH TRASH RUN 756 & DIRECTIONS TO 757   There were probably hashers, blobs of flour, cheers of 'on on', halts, lost hashers, checks, confusion, cursing, insults, sweat, hairy legs, a song, discussions about sports bras, short cutters, and more flour.  But there was definetly a circle and beer at the end.   FRB: Border Bitch DFL: Crock Sucker & Fart Smella SCB: Dr Do-Little & Desperate Housewife Blind as bats: Diablo & Clarke Half-way sitters: Deliverance, Dr Do-Little No hash shirt: Virginia, Ragip, Clarke, Twin Peaks & Virginia Son of a whore: Capt. Caveman Smoke stacks: Deliverance, Fatty Tatty and Twin Peaks   DIRECTIONS TO RUN 757   Date: 25 Oct Time: 3 pm Where: Ramat Gan Directions: If coming from the North .... Take the Ayalon Freeway south towards Tel Aviv. Get off at HA-HALACHA exit. Stay to your RIGHT following the sign for RAMAT GAN and BIALIK Street. Cross over the bridge - this puts you on Bialik Street. Go straight through 4 traffic lights -- at the 5th traffic light turn LEFT onto JABOTINSKY. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto ZOHAR Street (a little side street). Go till the end. Turn LEFT onto HERZL then a QUICK RIGHT onto MOSHE SHARRET. Up the hill and park on the street near the Ben Gurion School. If you reach a water tower you have gone to far.   Lost? Call Twin Peaks 0528743662   NB - The hare has unilaterally declared that Philadelphia Phillies Jerserys shirts are allowed instead of a Hash shirt - no other   COSTUME PARTY FOR HALLOWEEN    When: 31 Oct from 7 pm Where: Dave's place at 5 Hezkiaha, HaMelech Bring drinks!!!     HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    Border Bitch 11/1/08 Michelle 11/8/08* Diablo  11/15/08 Goldmember  11/22/08 Fart Smella  11/29/08 Seaman  12/6/08 Deliverance  12/13/08 Capt. Caveman  12/20/08 Desperate Housewife  12/27/08 Crocksucker  1/3/09 Fatty Tatty  1/10/09 Dave  1/17/09 Rami  1/24/09 In & Out  1/31/09 Linda  2/7/09*    * Have not been named yet *   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH 755 - DIRECTIONS 756

HASH TRASH 755 & DIRECTIONS 756 !TWIN PEAKS MAKES 175 RUNS! FRB: Deliverance!!!! SCB: Dr Do-Little Virgins: Gili & Faye Back to Front Pants:  Semen Beaten by a woman: Fart Smella Condom hat: Boston Cream Failing to use Hash name: Diablo 175 runs: Twin Peaks We met in Ramat Aviv. Ramat Aviv residents presented a warm welcome and deliberately wiped off all the hare's flour blobs.  Semen ran in her pants back to front. The hare was true to form and provided ales at the half way.  Deliverance pipped Fart Smella for the position of FRB on the home run.  We enjoyed some more beers and went home. DIRECTIONS TO RUN 756 Place: Tel Aviv, Arlozorov-North Train Station - Jabotinsky entrance parking lot Date: October 18, 2008 Time: 3:00pm Hare: Boston Creamed   Take Route 2 (Namir Road) towards Tel Aviv. Turn LEFT off Namir and onto Jabotinsky (in the direction of the diamond bourse) Take an immediate RIGHT into the parking lot where your Hare will be waiting NOTE: A parking fee may be charged if we stay after sundown. Those wishing to avoid paying for parking can cross over into Ramat Gan, park and walk back.    MAP: http://bp2.blogger.com/_ BGew4Mqn2ow/RgGczTRqgHI/ AAAAAAAAAA0/olzZyspeU80/s1600- h/Map-Train-station.gif   Lost? Call Boston Creamed at 054 215 2653 COSTUME PARTY FOR HALLOWEEN When: 31 Oct from 7 pm Where: Dave's place at 5 Hezkiaha, HaMelech Bring drinks!!! HARE RAISER ROSTER NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    Boston Creamed 10/18/08   Twin Peaks 10/25/08   Border Bitch 11/1/08 * Michelle 11/8/08   Diablo 11/15/08 Goldmember 11/22/08   Fart Smella 11/29/08   Semen 12/6/08   Deliverance            11/29/08   Capt. Caveman 12/20/08   Desperate Housewife 12/27/08   Crocksucker 1/3/09   Fatty Tatty 1/10/09   Dave 1/17/09   Rami 1/24/09   In & Out 1/31/09 Linda 2/7/09 *       * Have not been named yet   *   UPCOMING RUNS   Hof Carmel 27/9/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Glil Yam 11/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ramat HaSharon 18/10/2008 Duathlon Shvoong Emek Hefer "Green"  19/10/2008 Marathon / Half Marathon 4sport Kochav Yair 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Rosh Haayin Women's Run 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Misgav 25/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ashdod 31/10/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Holon 31/10/2008 Run Shvoong Azrieli Steps Race 21/11/2008 Steps Shvoong On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH RUN 754 – DIRECTIONS RUN 755

HASH TRASH RUN 754 – DIRECTIONS RUN 755 Quiz Night - 24th October (details coming soon) Halloween Costume Party - 31st October We met in the port. We ran north.  We ran south. We ran some more. And then some more.  Caveman ran along the beach 'checking it out'.  We finally returned to the circle.  Which we then moved.  We had beers and almost forgot to christen Wet Pussy (formerly known as Matt). We all eventually went home.  Down Downs Run 754 Hares: Wet Pussy & Michelle FRB: Clark DFL & SCB: Semen & Boston Creamed Virgins: Jordan Returnees:  Capt. Caveman, Crock Sucker & Clark Fairy: Diablo DIRECTIONS RUN 755 Hare:  Diablo   Location: De Rothchild 'Alliance' School       Rehov Reading, Ramat Aviv  Time:  3:00 PM!!!   Directions (coming from Herzliya):  Take Namir Road (Rt 2) South.  Turn Left on Einstein (2nd light after Giliot Junction). At third light, turn right on Brodetzski. Go through light and then turn Right on Rehov Reading.  Follow Reading as it curves round to the left.  The school is the first turn left after the park on your left (just after Shimoni St on right).  Your hare will be in the parking lot waiting (probably).   Directions (coming from Tel Aviv):  Tak Namir Road (Rt 2) North.  Cross over Sderot Rokach and turn Right at next light on to Hayim Levanon.  Take next Left on to Rehov Reading.  Pass Brodetzski on right and school is next right turn before park begins. Your hare will be in the parking lot waiting (probably).   If lost, call Diablo at 050 561 2123 COSTUME PARTY FOR HALLOWEEN When: 31 Oct from 7 pm Where: Dave's place at 5 Hezkiaha, HaMelech Bring drinks!!! HARE RAISER ROSTER NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    Boston Creamed 10/18/08   Twin Peaks 10/25/08   Michelle 11/1/08 * Border Bitch 11/8/08   Diablo 11/15/08 Goldmember 11/22/08   Fart Smella 11/29/08   Semen 12/6/08   Deliverance            11/29/08   Capt. Caveman 12/20/08   Desperate Housewife 12/27/08   Crocksucker 1/3/09   Fatty Tatty 1/10/09   Dave 1/17/09   Rami 1/24/09   In & Out 1/31/09 Linda 2/7/09 *       * Have not been named yet   *   UPCOMING RUNS   Hof Carmel 27/9/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Glil Yam 11/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ramat HaSharon 18/10/2008 Duathlon Shvoong Emek Hefer "Green"  19/10/2008 Marathon / Half Marathon 4sport Kochav Yair 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Rosh Haayin Women's Run 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Misgav 25/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ashdod 31/10/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Holon 31/10/2008 Run Shvoong Azrieli Steps Race 21/11/2008 Steps Shvoong On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH RUN 753 – DIRECTIONS RUN 754

HASH TRASH RUN 753 – DIRECTIONS RUN 754 Hashing took us through southern TLV, along the new part of the tayelet, through a corrugated iron fence, and surprisingly, not through the stinky shuk, where Russian Bride loves to set the trail. We ran, the walkers took their time moseying to the half-way, we saw some creepy yoga (come on! who can put their leg behind their head and then bend over?!), the hashers were yelled at by a woman feeding 50+ cats, and afterward we had a bbq and threw water balloons at cats and people alike. We also watched some bad 80s videos and pondered where we were when Genesis made "Land of Confusion" (this week's scribe was in the 1st grade).  Down Downs FRB:  Border Bitch DFL:  Michelle Touring: Fatty Tatty, Ragip, Virginia Virgins: Ragip, Virginia Returnees:  Daniela, Michelle Run 754 Hare: Mat, now the only Aussie Time: 4pm Date: 04 October Location: Tel Aviv Port, carpark next to the Ha-Maccabya soccer stadium Directions: Park in the Reading Terminal Lot (it's free!), walk over the pedestrian bridge. Soccer field is directly in front of you, with parking lot to the left. Not feeling cheap? Drive into the port area. Pay. Park in the lot mentioned above. Lost? Call your hare! 054-907-2835 HARE RAISER ROSTER  NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.  Dr. Dolittle 10/11/08   Boston Creamed 10/18/08   Twin Peaks 10/25/08   Michelle 11/1/08 * Border Bitch 11/8/08   Diablo 11/15/08 * Goldmember 11/22/08   Fart Smella 11/29/08   Seaman 12/6/08   Deliverance 12/13/08   Capt. Caveman 12/20/08   Desperate Housewife 12/27/08   Crocksucker 1/3/09   Fatty Tatty 1/10/09   Dave 1/17/09   Rami 1/24/09   In & Out 1/31/09 * Linda 2/7/09 *       * Have not been named yet   * UPCOMING RUNS   Hof Carmel 27/9/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Glil Yam 11/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ramat HaSharon 18/10/2008 Duathlon Shvoong Emek Hefer "Green"  19/10/2008 Marathon / Half Marathon 4sport Kochav Yair 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Rosh Haayin Women's Run 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Misgav 25/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ashdod 31/10/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Holon 31/10/2008 Run Shvoong Azrieli Steps Race 21/11/2008 Steps Shvoong   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com