Hash Trash Run 752- Directions Run 753!

HASH TRASH RUN 752 – DIRECTIONS RUN 753  We met in God's Country, aka Hod Hasharon. We were chased by a vicious Chihuahua with saggy teats from too many litters of pups.  For the 700th time we sang Joe Buttons at the halfway (at least this time there were refreshments). Dolittle and Desperate Housewife shortcutted, creating momentary panic that they were lost in the fields somewhere never to be seen again, we had beer, we celebrated the sticktoitiveness of Boston Creamed and Russian Bride (100 and 125 runs, respectively), we went home back to our city-slicker lives.    Down Downs (my apologies to those names I screw up. The Assistant-RA has handwriting like a serial killer.) FRB:  Rami DFL:  Seamen & Boston Creamed SCB:  Dr. Dolittle and Desperate Housewife Returnees:  Keith, Nellie, Etti, Gill, Yonathan Virgins: Morie (?), Ron Relieving one's self on the hash: Tiar Fruck Run 753 – ON ON After the Run! Bring fixin's for the barbecue! Hare: Russian Bride Time: 4pm Date: 26 Sep Location: Tel Aviv, Hassan Beq Mosque parking lot near the David Intercon Directions: Take Herbert Samuel Blvd. towards Jaffa. Turn LEFT on Yossef Levi St., at the Hassan Beq Mosque, opposite the the David Intercontinental Hotel. Go towards the roundabout with the fountain in the middle and make a 180 degree turn. Head back on Yossef Levi and enter the Hassan Beq Mosque parking lot where your Hare will be waitingAny problems, look at a map or call Russian Bride on 052-305-7968 HARE RAISER ROSTER  NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.  Russian Bride 9/27/08 Boston Creamed 10/4/08 Dr. Dolittle 10/11/08 Matt 10/18/08 * Twin Peaks 10/25/08 Michelle 11/1/08 * Border Bitch 11/8/08 Diablo 11/15/08 Goldmember 11/22/08 Fart Smella 11/29/08 Seaman 12/6/08 Deliverance 12/13/08 Capt. Caveman 12/20/08 Desperate Housewife 12/27/08 Crocksucker 1/3/09 Fatty Tatty 1/10/09 Dave 1/17/09 * Rami 1/24/09 * In & Out 1/31/09 Linda 2/7/09 * * Have not been named yet UPCOMING RUNS Hof Carmel 27/9/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Glil Yam 11/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ramat HaSharon 18/10/2008 Duathlon Shvoong Emek Hefer "Green"  19/10/2008 Marathon / Half Marathon 4sport Kochav Yair 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Rosh Haayin Women's Run 24/10/2008 Run Shvoong Misgav 25/10/2008 Run Shvoong Ashdod 31/10/2008 Triathlon Shvoong Holon 31/10/2008 Run Shvoong Azrieli Steps Race 21/11/2008 Steps Shvoong     On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash and Directions!

HASH TRASH RUN 751 – DIRECTIONS RUN 752  We met in Givatayim and drove the wrong way down a one way street to park. Caveman read us some limericks. We laughed. We ran, a lot of us walked because we were lazy. At the halfway we sang a song that started with "LB" that the hares thought we didn't actually know the words do. Much to Border Bitchs' dismay, it was not "The Love Boat", to which she does know the words. We mumbled "La Bamba", then Diablo attempted to tackle a kid playing in the water fountain and we decided to stop calling Jay "Jay". She's now Fatty Tatty.  New people came (and drank beer from their new shoes), the beer was finished, the pack went home.  Down Downs FRB:  Rami DFL:  Captain Caveman SCB:  Russian Bride Returnees:  Dr. Dolittle Virgins: Dave and Linda No hash shirts: Desperate Housewife, Tiar Fruck Freebie from the George Bush Tax Refund: Semen and Boston Creamed Child Abuse (see comment re: tackling in the fountain): Diablo Coastal Runners: Desperate Housewife, Border Bitch, Captain Caveman, Goldmember, Deliverance New Shoes: Dave Run 752 Hare: Goldmember Time: 4pm Date: 20 September Location: Hod Hasharon Directions: From Rt 5 go east and pass Morasha Junction, exit at the next junction – Yarkon Junction. You go under bridge off Rt. 5, turn left under bridge toward Hod Hasharon, Goldmember thinks it's the first traffic light on the left, which may or may not be Jabotinski- There should be a sign that says "Hod Hasharon Darom (south)",  drive a while until you hit a park which you can't miss (according to the map, this in theory is Arba Ha-Onot Park). Lost, can't blame ya! These directions suck! Call Goldmember—052-267-1796 HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.     9/27    Matt 10/4 Boston Creamed 10/11 Dr. Dolittle 10/18 Russian Bride 10/25 Twin Peaks 11/1 Michelle 11/8 Border Bitch 11/15 Diablo 11/22 Goldmember 11/29 Fart Smella 12/6 Semen 12/13 Deliverance 12/20 Desperate Housewife 12/27 Fatty Tatty 1/3 Crocsucker  UPCOMING RUNS          NAME DATE LINK  Ramat Gan Safari Run (in the zoo!) 26/09/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH 750 - DIRECTIONS RUN 751

HASH TRASH RUN 750 – DIRECTIONS RUN 751   We met at Cheerio Park. We witnessed a hoon blow out his front tyre.  We ran around Hertzilya Pituach (well, some of us ran, there were more walkers than runners it seemed). We sang the Hash version of The Wizard of Oz. We ran back to the circle (which two Aussie individuals never left to begin with).  We had down downs.  We drank more beer, had a barbie and a swim at Deliverance's until she booted us all out ...   Down Downs   FRB:  Desperate Housewife DFL:  Captain Caveman SCB:  Diablo Returnees:  Boston Creamed, Tiar Fruck & Ryner Virgins: Daniella & Rex Piss-offs:  Rami Lazy Beer Drinking Bastards: Russian Bride & Tiar Fruck Ou Ou Ou Ou: Fart Smella Leftover Beer: Jay   Run 751   Harettes: Twin Peaks and Jay Time: 4pm Date: 13 Sep Location: Givatayim Directions: Ayalon South to the HaShalom Exit at the light (Azrielle Center on right and the train station on left) TURN LEFT on to HaShalom Street.  Straight through 10 traffic lights.  Just pass the Paz Gas Station on the left at the ELEVENTH traffic light TURN LEFT on to KOURAZIN STREET. Parking lot up 200 meters on left.   From Route 4. Exit at the Bar Elan/Aluf Sadeh Interchange.  Follow signs to Aluf Sadeh  (LEFT LANE).  Merge on to road and get into right hand lanes and follow signs to Tel Aviv/Ramat Gan.  Straight through THREE traffic lights.  At FOURTH traffic light make a RIGHT TURN on to KOURAZIN STREET.  Parking lot up 200 meters on left   Any problems, look at a map or call Twin Peaks on 0528743662 HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.     9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA  UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com