HASH TRASH RUN 744 - DIRECTIONS RUN 745

HASH TRASH RUN 744 – DIRECTIONS RUN 745     Run 744   The skies were blue and the weather positively balmy compared with that of Tel Aviv. We met in the parking lot opposite the Jerusalem Theater. The Hares (Boston Creamed, aided by Yonatan and his sons Michael and Gavriel), gave a brief explanation to those assembled, including newcomer Hagit, and Christine's Dad, Pete. We ran toward the Montefiore Windmill, up by Abu-Tor, down by the new Colony area (where we lost Pete and Jaye to a pub), on-on through the German Colony and back up to the starting point. Eventually the pub-crawlers made their way back, Down-downs were held, beer was consumed and Jerusalem was deemed a perfectly fine place to have a summertime run. Down-downs   Hares: Boston, Yonatan, Michael & Gavriel FRB: Russian Bride DFL: Scott Virgins: Hagit, Michael, Gavriel & Pete SCB: Hagit & Boston (Boston for leading the Virgin astray) 1st of the Loosers: Diablo (about time someone else won) Boston: Runners finding the ON-IN at the start of the Hash Twins: Boston and Border Bitch (Same Clothing) Punishment: Pete and Jay (Stoped at Pub for a beer before getting to the half way and not returning to the circle until they were ready - very full glass of WARM BEER) Dob in Mom: Burnadette (Border Bitch dobbed in Mom as she had not had a down down. Nice daughter)     Directions to RUN 744   Date - 2 August 2008 Time - 4:00pm Place - Ramat-Hasharon Directions - Coming from the Ayalon or Route # 2 go on Route # 5 and go East take exit Bene Beraq / Ramat-Hasharon on the top of exit turn Left and turn Left by second traffic light into *) From Route # 4 go on Route # 5 and go West take exit Bene Beraq / Ramat-Hasharon on top of exit turn Right and turn Left by first traffic light into *) *) HASARAF St. follow this street until he will turn to the Right and will continue straight on as a dirt road hopefully you will find your Hare on this corner.   Lost? Call Dr Do Little 054 4453106      HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    8/9      Border Bitch 8/16    Diablo 8/23    Fart Smella 8/30    SemEn   9/6      Twin Peaks 9/13    Deliverance 9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA   UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   Photos (we need more, please send) http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Hash Trash 743 - Directions Run 744

HASH TRASH RUN 743 – DIRECTIONS RUN 744 HOLY HASH HARRIERS IN THE HOLY CITY (try saying THAT 3 times in a row)   Run 743   We met in front of Capt. Caveman's soon-to-be-ex-home in Kfar Saba.  There was a disctinct lack of flour and much confusion.  We ran in the streets. We ran in the sand. We ran past Capt. Caveman's soon-to-be-new home. We sang Father Abraham at the half way. Again there was no beer. We ran home. We had downs in Capt. Caveman's soon-to-be-ex-backyard and enjoyed a barbie. We went home. Down-downs   Hare - Capt. Caveman FRB - Fart Smella DFL - Boston Creamed SCB - Russian Bride Virgins - Bernadette Returnees - Diablo and Swamp Monster Strippers - Crock Sucker and Fart Smella Dyslexia - Border Bitch and Crock Sucker Goodie Two Shoes - Scott     Directions to RUN 744   Date - 26 July 2008 Time - 4:00pm Place - Jerusalem.  The starting point is the parking lot on CHOPIN Street, opposite the JERUSALEM THEATER (see attached map). Directions - (For those with GPS, the address is 20 Marcus St.) Take Route 1 (the main highway) to the entrance to Jerusalem and under the new Calatrava Bridge (Caveman's enormous erection, as he likes to call it). Follow SHAZAR to BEN-TZVI (to your right you will see the Sacher park and the Knesset) Left on RAMBAM (going uphill) Right on ARLOZOROV (this is a small street, not like in Tel Aviv) Right on HA-NASI Follow HA-NASI around past the President's House Left on CHOPIN You will see the Jerusalem Theater to your left. Enter the parking lot on your right, where your Hare will be waiting. Hare - Boston Creamed   Lost? call Boston Cream 052 3057968      HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    8/2      Dr Do Little 8/9      Border Bitch 8/16    Diablo 8/23    Fart Smella 8/30    SemEn   9/6      Twin Peaks 9/13    Deliverance 9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA   UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   Photos (we need more, please send) http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH RUN 742 - DIRECTIONS 743

HASH TRASH RUN 742 – DIRECTIONS RUN 743 On - on BBQ at Captain Cavemans !!CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR VERY OWN IRONWOMAN (aka DELIVERANCE)!!     RUN 742   We met at the pool in Ramot Hashavim. We ran through the fields. Dr Do Little cried 'snake'. Russian Bride misled us. We sang Doe Ray Me at the half way. There was no beer.   We ran some more through the streets of the moshav. We had warm down downs. We drank some more beer and told bad jokes. We all eventually went home.    Down-downs   Hares - Crock Sucker and Fart Smella FRB - Scott DFL - Boston Creamed SCB - Basia Virgins - Kelly, Ran Mis-leader - Russian Bride No Hash Kit - Crock Sucker, Scott False snake alarm - Dr Do Little Returnees - Jay   DIRECTIONS TO RUN 742   Hare - Capt. Caveman Date - 19 July 2008 Time - 4:00pm Place - Kfar Saba Directions - From Route 4 goto Raanana North Junction and turn EAST. Continue about 4 kms until a yellow gas station on the left at traffic lights. Goto the next traffic lights and turn RIGHT. Go to the rotary/roundabout/kikar and turn LEFT. Go about 500 meters to the dirt parking lot on the RIGHT and PARK.   OR   Take Route 5 to Hod Hasharon exit and turn LEFT. At second lights turn RIGHT onto Route 40. Go to the end (8 km) and turn LEFT. Goto 4th light and turn RIGHT (Moshe Dayan St) Go up the to the end and turn RIGHT and PARK. Caveman says 'Want a walkers trail? Help me set the run.  BBQ after the run - bring food cause my house is packed, ready to move and there aint none here'.     Lost? Call Capt Caveman on 052-2445644      HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.   7/26    Boston Cream     8/2      Dr. Do Little 8/9      Border Bitch 8/16    Diablo 8/23    Fart Smella 8/30    SemEn   9/6      Twin Peaks 9/13    Deliverance 9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA   UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   Photos (we need more, please send) http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH RUN 741 - DIRECTIONS 742

HASH TRASH RUN 741 – DIRECTIONS RUN 742   Run 741   We met. We ran. We sang. We ran again. We drank beer. We went home. (...it was hot, brain cells fried and we can't remember shit)  Down-downs   Hare - Russian Bride & Tiar Fruck FRB - Fart Smella DFL - Boston Cream Virgins - Reuben New road hazard - Crocksucker Dog shit - Russian Bride Late comer - Basha     Directions to RUN 742   Hare - Crocksucker and Fart Smella Date - 12 July 2008 Time - 4:00pm Place - Public pool car park, Hapekan Steet in Ramot HaShavim. Directions - Take route no. 4 to Kfar-Saba Ra'anana junction, turn towards Hod HaSharon. Turn right at the 3rd stoplight, into Ramot HaShavim (look for the sign). Take a right at the end of the street to Beit Ha'am st., then left to HaBroshim st., and a final right to Hapekan. Meet your hare(s) at the parking lot is at the end of the street.   Lost? Call Crock Sucker: 054 747 1914      HARE RAISER ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.   7/19    Dr. Do Little 7/26    Boston Cream     8/2      Capt. Caveman 8/9      Border Bitch 8/16    Diablo 8/23    Amit 8/30    SemEn   9/6      Twin Peaks 9/13    Deliverance 9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA   UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   Photos (we need more, please send) http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com