HASH TRASH Run 739 - Directions RUN 740

HASH TRASH RUN 739 – DIRECTIONS RUN 740 CHECK OUT THE NEW PHOTOS ON FLICKR   We met at Kohav Hatsafon. We complained about the heat.  Virgins almost outnumbered regulars.  We ran in the park.  We sweated.  We sang School's Out at the half-way but there were no Alice Cooper fans ... or at least no one prepared to admit that they were. We ran some more. The pavement was boiling. We had warm down downs and cool beers.  We then baked Border Bitch (formerly Christine). We lit the barbeque. We ate. We went home.   Down Downs RUN 739 Hares: Twin Peaks aided by Border Bitch (just to set the record straight) FRB: Amit Virgins: Basha, Hairy Twat Licker, Ilana & Jay SCBs: Dr Dolittle &Russian Bride Returnee: Wolfman Jack, In n Out & Goldmember New shoes: Ilana Teacher's pets: Tiar Fruck and Crock Sucker Relieving themselves: Captain Caveman, Russian Bride & Scott Sex in the City: Seman Lost in Hash space: Dr Do Little Un-noticed haircut: Twin Peaks   Directions to RUN 740 Place:  Goldmember's house, 7 Kinnarot St., Kochav Yair Date: June 28, 2008 Time: 4:00pm Hare: Goldmember Pizza On-on after the run. Bring toppings. Directions: Take Route 2 to Route 5 and get on Route 6. Get off at the exit to Kochav Yair, and follow the signs to Kochav Yair. There is a guardhouse when you enter the community. Once inside the gates, go through 2 roundabouts and LEFT into Kinnarot St. Lost? Call 052 267 1796 NEW PHOTOS at http://flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/   Holyland Hash House Harriers blog www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com     HARE RAISER ROSTER   July - September 7/5      Crocksucker 7/12    Russian Bride 7/19    Dr. Do Little 7/26    Boston Cream     8/2      Capt. Caveman 8/9      Border Bitch 8/16    Diablo 8/23    Amit 8/30    Seman   9/6      Twin Peaks 9/13    Deliverance 9/20    Goldmember 9/27    TBA   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008

HASH TRASH Run 738 - Directions RUN 739

HASH TRASH RUN 738 – DIRECTIONS RUN 739 It was hot. We met in a field. We ran. We sweated. We got shot at by Russian Briade and Tiar Fruck. We had cold beverages at the halfway.  We ran some more and we sweated some more.  We had more cold beverages. We had down-downs. We got even wetter. But it didn't get any cooler. Down Downs RUN 738 Hare: Diablo FRB: Twin Peaks DFL: Crocksucker Virgins: Christy and Clark SCB: Dr Dolittle Returnee: Tiar Fruck Too pooped: Dr Dolittle and Russian Bride No Hash Kte: Crocksucker Sub-quality Hash kit: Christine Swinging low with gusto: Scott Useless studies: Amit PSA test: Dr Dolittle, Russian Bride   Directions to RUN 739 Date - June 21, 2008 Time - 4:00 and on-on at Christine and Scott's afterwards Place - The start point is in Kohav Hatsafon, at the corner of Levi Eshkol and Maurizio Vitale.  It's directly behind the Seminar Kibbutzim and on the street is one VERY tall condo with three identical shorter ones next to it. Hare – Christine (assisted by Twin Peaks) If you're lost – call the hare – 057-420-6844   PARTY AT BRAVEFART'S Date - Friday, June 20 Time -  Whenever ... but not before 20:00 hours Reason - Em ... none! Venue -  Fabi's hoose  (61 Wingate, Herzliya Pituach) Drinks will be provided - bring yourselves, partners and pals   Holyland Hash House Harriers blog www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com   HARE RAISER ROSTER NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.  28 June Goldmember    New hare roster out soon!   UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   Photos (we need more, please send) http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/ On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH Run 737 - Directions RUN 738

THIS WEEK: MISMANAGEMENT C'TEE MEETS AND EVERYONE GETS A NEW JOB.... NEXT WEEK: BRAVEFART'S PARTY SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...   Run 737 - Anchors Away! Meet at the marina at 4:00. Skies were blue, sun not too hot, and winds perfect. Attending were Christina and Scott, Crocsucker, Diablo and Swamp Monster, Goldmember, Seman and her trusty mate - Adi. The water in the marina was calm and beautiful. However, outside the marina the water was a bit choppy. Winds were beautiful and we sailed all the way till Ramat Poleg and back to Tel-Aviv. Unfortunately, Swamp Monster got a bit seasick, Diablo  joined him, and Scott was white, until we got back to the marina. We decided to come in an hour early, and had our down down on the nice calm waters back in the slip. By then everyone was pink again, and happy. Special thanks to Crocsucker's sailing assistance as 1st Mate.   Down-downs Run 737 No one drowned.   Directions to RUN 738 Date - June 14, 2008 Time - 4:00 to 7:00pm Place - The area between Kfar Shemaryahu and Ra'anana A (near the Herzliya Air Strip). Hare - Diablo   Directions:  From Herzliya Pituach, take Keren Hayesood Street and cross over Namir (Rt. 2) towards Kfar Shemaryahu/Ra'anana.  Continue across railroad tracks and turn left at the 2nd light after the tracks (Kanfey Nesharim Street, at end of the air strip).  Go straight past airfield (on left) and just before road bends towards left, there is a narrow paved road on your right.  Turn right on to this road and go 250 meters, and turn into opening of field on right.  Hares will be waiting.  If lost, call 050 561 2123.    Emap site http://www2.emap.co.il/eng _index.asp   Mismanagement Committee Meeting Report The meeting was called on Tuesday night by outgoing GM Twin Peaks, All assembled at Deliverance's house.   1. It was decided to continue Hashing as usual during July and August but to take extreme the heat into consideration.   2. It was decided to use a portion of the current Hash Cash reserves for ordering a supply of T-shirts.   3. It was decided to use the rest of Hash Cash on a Hash Weekend in October.   4. New position-holders for the following were decided upon: GM - Dr. Do-little RA - Captain Caveman Ass't RA - Russian Bride Beermeister - Russian Bride Hash Cash - Diablo Hare Raiser - Semen Hash Trash - Crocsucker Hash Haberdashery - Boston Creamed   Holyland Hash House Harriers blog www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com   NEXT WEEK - PARTY AT BRAVEFART'S Date - Friday, June 20 Time -  Whenever ... but not before 20:00 hours Reason - Em ... none! Venue -  Fabi's hoose  (61 Wingate, Herzliya Pituach) Drinks will be provided - bring yourselves, partners and pals   HARE RAISER ROSTER NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.   June 21  Twin Peaks 28  Goldmember   UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   Photos (we need more, please send) http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/ On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH Run 736 - Directions RUN 737

THIS WEEK... HOLYLAND HASH TO GET WET A SPECIAL T FOR DR. D. PARTY!!! BRAVEFART SURE IS BRAVE SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...   Run 736 - Or Was It Run 500...? It was hot. We met in a grove near a prison. We ran up and down and up again. The Hare lost the trail. At the halfway point, we sang "Jailhouse Rock" while looking over the prison. Twin Peaks and Semen walked the second half, because now they are Triathletes. We celebrated Dr. Do-little's 500th run with a speical T-shirt (see attached). We drank beer, too. We had Down-downs. It got not much darker and not much cooler. We went home.   Down-downs Run 736 Hare - Captain Caveman, aided by Russian Bride FRB - Christine DFL - Dr. Do-little, SCBs - Dr. Do-little (how did he do that?) False Accusation - Boston Creamed Newcomer - Scott Tri-Athlettes - Semen, Twin Peaks Got Us Lost - Captain Caveman, Russian Bride On-on For Gispert  - Crocsucker, Christine, Scott Heads Up - In & Out 150 Runs - Goldmember 500 Runs - Dr. D   Directions to RUN 737 (running on deck) Date - June 7, 2008 Time - 4:00 to 7:00pm Place - Herzliya Marina  Hare - Semen   We are meeting at Pier C, (not pier E) as I announced. People are welcomed to bring  snacks and of course -- beer. Parking at the marina or pay 10 shekels and park in the lot.   Lost? 0 5 4 4 4 0 6 3 1 3 (m)   Emap site http://www2.emap.co.il/eng _index.asp   Holyland Hash House Harriers blog www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com   PARTY AT BRAVEFART'S - ALL INVITED Bravefart writes: "It's time to have a party! So, no excuses! Date - Friday, June 20 Time -  Whenever ... but not before 20:00 hours Reason - Em ... none! Venue -  Fabi's hoose  (61 Wingate, Herzliya Pituach) Drinks will be provided - bring yourselves, partners and pals   HARE RAISER ROSTER NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. May 31  Captain Caveman June  7  Semen 14  Diablo 21  Twin Peaks 28  Goldmember     UPCOMING RUNS    NAME DATE LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008 LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008 LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008 LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008 LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008 LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008 LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008 LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008 LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008 LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008 LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008 LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008 LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008 LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008 LINK Country Run 10/05/2008 LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008 LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008 LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008 LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008 LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008 LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008 LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008 LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008 LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008 LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008   HASH HABERDASHERY H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue   MULTIMEDIA CORNER Video clips of previous runs: http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews * Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM   Photos (we need more, please send) http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/ On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com