27 February, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 722 - Directions RUN 723

Run 722 - 3...2...1... Blast Off!
It was nice. We met in Even Yehuda next to the American School. That was nice too. We ran -- only to discover that our Hare had devised a novel marking system in which three blobs of flour were followed by two, and then one.*  Call it the NASA system of Hash marks.** The long stretches between holds demanded holds be created where none had existed before.*** We met the runners and sang Joy To The World (the "Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog" one, not the Christmas carol). We ran some more. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. It got chilly. We went home.
 
* This made it kind of easy to figure out which was was on-on
** NA-HASHA?
*** It turns out that it's easy to create a fake hold if the blobs are generous.
 
Down-downs - Run 722
Hares
  - Ben10, Miss Demeanor
FRB - Goldmember
Returnee - Outrigger
Halfway Point Karaoke - Deliverance
SCBs - Dr. Do-little, Russian Bride
Psychological SCB - Hildy
Ein Gedi Half Marathoners - Boston Creamed, Diablo, Goldmember, Twin Peaks
Some Trumped-Up Charge I Can't Remember - Ayelet
Flying - Deliverance
Many, Many Misdemeanors - Miss Demeanor
 
Directions to RUN 723
Date - March 1, 2008
Time - 3:00pm
Place - Herzliya Pituach
 
Outrigger writes: "Take Abba Eban off Rt. 2 Herzliya Pituach (industrial side) exit towards the Arena Mall (think that's what it's called). As you approach the mall on the right (Tiv Tam?), come round the turn and continue straight past the longish parking lot on the right with dunes on the left. Go down and make a u-turn and park across from the tennis courts above the road.  The sand dunes will be on your right.  Wear your gaiters and hope your legs are fresh! On On!"
 
Lost? Call Outrigger at 0 5 0 5 5 0 8 4 2 9
Emap site
 
UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR Q1 2008
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
March
1 Outrigger - 723
8 Diablo - 724
15 Boston Creamed - 725 (I need to change with someone! We'll discuss - B.C.).
22 Goldmember - 726
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/
 


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20 February, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 721 - Directions RUN 722

THIS WEEK:
THE RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX FROM THE LAND OF THE PHARAOHS
COMING JUST IN TIME FOR QUIZ NIGHT!!!
EIN GEDI HALF MARATHON HALVES HOLYLAND HASH
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
Run 721 - Gang of Four
We met in Kfar Saba. All four of us. Thanks to the Ein Gedi Half Marathon, we were lacking Hashers. After following the trail for a while we were soon weary and began to short cut, just like our hare*. After a half hearted attempt at "Father Abraham", we continued back to the circle.
* Methinks retraining is going overboard! - B.C.

Down-downs - Run 721
Hare: Dr. Doolittle
FRB: Russian Bride
DFL: Ayelet
SCBs: Dr. D, Russian Bride, Deliverance, Ayelet


DIRECTIONS TO RUN 722
Hare: Miss Demeanor
Date: Saturday, February 23
Time: 3:00 PM
Place: Even Yehuda

Directions:
Here are the directions for the hash this Saturday: We will meet outside the American School in Even Yehuda. Follow the Freeway signs off the 2 or the 4 to Even Yehuda near South Netanya.
Off the 2: Exit then go east toward Even Yehuda and curve around passing Ikea, the train station, Kefar Netter and Tel Yitzak. Turn left at the light for Even Yehuda and go up the hill.
Off the 4 North: turn left into Even Yehuda/South Netanya. Pass the first entrance into Even Yehuda. Turn right at the light and go up the road. (Off the 4 South its the third sign to Even Yehuda.)
Straight up the road you will see the monstrosity of the American School. Park in the dirt on the street opposite the school.
Lost? Call Miss Demeanor - 050 689 0384


Emap site
http://www2.emap.co.il/eng_index.asp

QUIZ NIGHT APPROACHETH
Please be aware that Quiz night is returning to Herzliya this Friday, Feb. 22 @ 8:00 at Deliverance's crib.
6 Sarah Aaronson Street. Take Keren Hayessod, make a right on Wingate. Take your second left onto Sarah Aaronson -- first house on the right.
Please RSVP to
techelt@yahoo.com -- and bring snacks and drinks.
Deliverance plans to start the quiz promptly at 8:00.
By the way, this is a Lager Lout quiz via Egypt. Thanks to her for all her hard work and stepping in!


AND...BLOODY RUNNERS!
Tokyo marathon runner solves mystery of sore nipples
http://snipurl.com/2038a [www_reuters_com]

PLUS...HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED
The kitten that tells you whether or not to drink beer
http://shouldidrinkbeer.com/



UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR Q1 2008
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.


March
1 Diablo - 723
8 Outrigger - 724
15 Boston Creamed - 725
22 Goldmember - 726

UPCOMING RUNS
NAMEDATE
LINKKfar Sava Run01/03/2008
LINKMagnes Run04/03/2008
LINK"Kan Beiteinu" Run07/03/2008
LINKPro Sport Ultra07/03/2008
LINKRaanana Run14/03/2008
LINKNes Ziona Run22/03/2008
LINKJerusalem Half Marathon27/03/2008
LINKRamat HaSharon Run05/04/2008
LINKTabor Run11/04/2008
LINKHerzliya Run12/04/2008
LINKRishon Lezion Run18/04/2008
LINKGaash Run02/05/2008
LINKReut Water Park Run02/05/2008
LINKLod Run09/05/2008
LINKCountry Run10/05/2008
LINKTelmond Run16/05/2008
LINKGezer 5k, 2k17/05/2008
LINKPark HaYarkon Run06/06/2008
LINKGilad Run30/08/2008
LINKTel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k31/08/2008
LINKZahala 10k04/10/2008
LINK3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin24/10/2008
LINKKochav Yair 10k24/10/2008
LINKHolon Run31/10/2008
LINKAzrieli Steps Race07/11/2008
UPCOMING HASH (AND OTHER) EVENTS OF CONSIDERABLE INTEREST

Tel Aviv Running Club
http://marta.org.il/english.htm
Herzliya Women's Triathlon
May 31, 2008
http://www.women-tri.com/
Irish Half Mooathon
Sept. 28, 2008
http://www.mooathon.com/
Run through the scenic countryside. The maddest 13.1 miles in Ireland!

International Hash Challenge 2008
August 16 2008 - Malaysia
http://www.facebook.com/topic .php?uid=2461552666&topic=3572
A gruelling 42km trail through the exotic tropical jungles of Malaysia.

HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/


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13 February, 2008

RESENDING Directions to RUN 721

Dear all - I'm resending the directions for this week Hash. Please pay attention to the double asterisks. I erased them before because I thought they were a mistake. Clearly, I need retraining. Yours faithfully and On-on!  -- Boston Creamed
 
DIRECTIONS TO RUN 721
Hare: Dr. Do-little
Date: Saturday, February 16
Time: 3:00 PM
Place: Ra'anana - HA'TAHANA St. 
 
From the (South) Tel-Aviv etc: take Route # 4 North, exit Kefar-Sava / Hod HasHaron (402) at first traffic light turn Right  (**

From the North take Route # 4 South turn Left by Ra'anana South Junction, turn Right by second traffic light and Left by first traffic light (**

From Herzlya Pituah etc. cross Route # 4 by the Ra'anana South Junction, turn Right by second traffic light and Left by first traffic light (**

(** First street turn Right HA'TAHANA follow until parking.

Lost? Call Dr.Do-Little 0 5 4 4 4 5 3 1 0 6
Cheers & On On


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Hash Trash RUN 720 - Directions RUN 721

Run 720 - Hold-ing Pattern
It was lovely. We met in the parking lot near Russian Bride's house. We ran around Neve Zedek. There were many holds.* We sang "Joe The Button", much to the consternation of the people on Allenby St. We ran some more. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. We had a BBQ at Russian Bride's house. We went home.
 
* The retraining process is going well.

Down-downs - Run 720
Hare -  Russian Bride
FRB - C3P0
DFL - Captain Caveman
Virgin - Ayelet
Welcome Back - Ben10, Miss Demeanor
Long cutters - Diablo, Captain Caveman
Sitting on the halfway check - C3P0, Captain Caveman, Diablo, R2D2
Premature E-check-ulation - Goldmember, Hildy
Sharing the run/walk - Diablo, Twin Peaks
Impatience - Deliverance
Late - Miss Demeanor
 
DIRECTIONS TO RUN 721
Hare: Dr. Do-little
Date: Saturday, February 16
Time: 3:00 PM
Place: Ra'anana

Directions:  
From the (South) Tel-Aviv etc: take Route # 4 North, exit Kefar-Sava / Hod HasHaron (402) at first traffic light turn Right
From the North take Route # 4 South turn Left by Ra'anana South Junction, turn Right by second traffic light and Left by first traffic light
From Herzlya Pituah etc. cross Route # 4 by the Ra'anana South Junction, turn Right by second traffic light and Left by first traffic light
First street turn Right - HA'TAHANA
Follow until parking.
Lost? Call Dr.Do-Little - 0 5 4 4 4 5 3 1 0 6
Cheers & On On

UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR Q1 2008
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
February
16 Dr. Do-little - 721
23 Miss Demeanor - 722
March
1 Diablo - 723
8 Outrigger - 724
15 Boston Creamed - 725
22 Goldmember - 726
 
UPCOMING RUNS
 
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
UPCOMING HASH (AND OTHER) EVENTS OF CONSIDERABLE INTEREST

Tel Aviv Running Club
http://marta.org.il/english.htm
 
Herzliya Women's Triathlon
May 31, 2008
http://www.women-tri.com/
 
Irish Half Mooathon
Sept. 28, 2008
www.mooathon.com
Run through the scenic countryside. The maddest 13.1 miles in Ireland!
 
International Hash Challenge 2008
August 16 2008 - Malaysia
http://www.facebook.com/topic .php?uid=2461552666&topic=3572
A gruelling 42km trail through the exotic tropical jungles of Malaysia.
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user /Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos /holylandhhh/


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