31 January, 2008

HASH TRASH RUN 718 - DIRECTIONS RUN 719

CHINESE NEW YEAR HAS BUT BEGUN...
STILL NO ONE TO SET THE RUN?*
 
Run 718 - Raining In Ramat Gan (and everywhere else)
It was raining. A bit.  We met at the top one of the twin peaks of Ramat Gan (yes, around the corner from Twin Peaks' house). We ran downhill. We ran around. We met the walkers at the halfway point. It started raining. More. A lot. We ran uphill. We had one Down-down at the starting point to honor Twin Peaks' birthday. We had the rest of the Down-downs at Twin Peaks house, along with food and drink. We drank beer. We got warm and dry. It got dark, rainer and colder. We went home. 
 
Down-downs - Run 718 (as memory serves...)
Hare - Twin Peaks
FRB - Diablo
DFL - Boston Creamed
SCB - Dr. Do-little
Pyromania - Captain Caveman, Russian Bride
Returnees - Deliverance, Yonatan
Welcome back - C3PO, R2D2
 
DIRECTIONS TO RUN 719
Hare: Deliverance
Date: Saturday, February 2
Time: 3:00 PM
Place: Poleg Junction
 
Directions:  
"Dear Hashers,
Saturday's Hash will be at the Ikea parking lot in Poleg. 
Directions:  Take the coastal road (#2) to the Poleg exit.  Make the first left onto Gibor Israel street.  Then a quick right into the parking lot.  your hare will be waiting there for you. 
Any questions contact Deliverance at 054-300-5092."

UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR Q1 2008
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
February
2 Deliverance - 719
7 CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! (volunteers needed)
9 Russian Bride- 720
16 Dr. DoLittle - 721
23 Miss Demeanor - 722
March
1 Diablo - 723
8 Outrigger - 724
15 Boston Creamed - 725
22 Goldmember - 726
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
USEFUL RUNNING INFO
Tel Aviv Running Club
http://marta.org.il/english.htm
Upcoming Runs
Feb 7 - Beer Sheva Run - 10k, 5,
http://www.shvoong.co.il/ - Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
Feb 15-16 - Ein Gedi Half Marathon and 10k
http://marathon.deadsea.co.il/index.php?page_id=29
http://marathon.deadsea.co.il/index.php?page_id=2
Mar 1 - Kfar Sava Run - 10k
http://www.shvoong.co.il/bike/kfarSaba/
Mar 22 - Ness Ziona Run - 10k, 2k
http://www.shvoong.co.il/bike/nes/
Apr 11 - Tavor Run - 11k
http://www.shvoong.co.il/bike/tavor/
May 31 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon
http://www.women-tri.com/
 
 
UPCOMING HASH (AND OTHER) EVENTS OF CONSIDERABLE INTEREST
Irish Half Mooathon
Sept. 28, 2008
www.mooathon.com
Run through the scenic countryside. The maddest 13.1 miles in Ireland!
 
International Hash Challenge 2008
August 16 2008 - Malaysia
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2461552666&topic=3572
A gruelling 42km trail through the exotic tropical jungles of Malaysia.
 
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/
 


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22 January, 2008

Hash Trash Run 717 - Directions Run 718

IMPORTANT!!!
THERE WILL BE AN ON-ON AT TWIN PEAKS'  HOUSE AFTER THE RUN
STILL SEEKING VOLUNTEERS TO SET CHINESE NEW YEAR RUN
FOR MORE INFO, SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 717 - Cavemanning!  
It was cool and droughty.* We met in Raanana in the parking lot of a Tiv Taam that exists, despite it not being listed in either the Yellow Pages or the Tiv Taam website. We ran through fields and followed blobs of flour when there were blobs of flour to follow. We found Captain Caveman's trail marking technique worthy of coining a new phrase. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. It got cold. It got dark. We went home.
 
*Is that a word? Well, it is now!

Down-downs - Run 717
Hare - Captain Caveman
FRB - Diablo
DFL - Jacquie
Short-Cutting - Russian Bride
Cavemanning - Captain Caveman
Thumbs Up & Thumbs Down -  Hildy (ran the first half, walked the second), Twin Peaks (walked the first half, ran the second)
75 Runs - Boston Creamed
100 Runs - Russian Bride
Questioned Directions to Tiv Taam - Boston Creamed, Hildy
Birthdays Upcoming - Boston Creamed (Feb 2, actually), Twin Peaks (see invite below)
Farewell For Now - Jacquie
Poor Singing - Dr. Do-little, Outrigger
 
DIRECTIONS TO RUN 718
Hare: Twin Peaks
Date: Saturday, January 26
Time: 3:00 PM
Place: Ramat Gan
 
Directions: 
Coming from the North
Take the Ayalon Freeway SOUTH towards Tel Aviv.
Get off at HA-HALACHA exit.
Stay to your RIGHT following the sign for RAMAT GAN and BIALIK Street. 
Cross over the bridge - this puts you on Bialik Street.
Go straight through 4 traffic lights -- at the 5th traffic light turn LEFT onto JABOTINSKY.
Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto ZOHAR Street (a little side street). Go till the end. 
Turn LEFT onto HERZL then a QUICK RIGHT onto MOSHE SHARETT street. 
Up the hill and park on the street near the Ben Gurion School. 
If you reach a water tower you have gone to far.
 
Lost? Call Twin Peaks at 052 874 3662
 
ON-ON INVITATION, AS PROMISED
There will be an "On On" following at Twin Peak's house. She will be serving soups and salads along with birthday cake. If anyone wants to bring wine or meat to throw on the grill, they are more than welcome to do so!
 
 
UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR Q1 2008
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
January
26 Twin Peaks - 718
February
2 Deliverance - 719
7 CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! (volunteers needed)
9 Russian Bride- 720
16 Dr. DoLittle - 721
23 Miss Demeanor - 722
March
1 Diablo - 723
8 Outrigger - 724
15 Boston Creamed - 725
22 Goldmember - 726
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
USEFUL RUNNING INFO
Tel Aviv Running Club
http://marta.org.il/english.htm
Upcoming Runs
Jan 26 - Omer Run - 10k
http://www.shvoong.co.il/ - Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
Feb 7 - Beer Sheva Run - 10k, 5,
http://www.shvoong.co.il/ - Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
Feb 15-16 - Ein Gedi Half Marathon and 10k
Mar 1 - Kfar Sava Run - 10k
Mar 22 - Ness Ziona Run - 10k, 2k
Apr 11 - Tavor Run - 11k
May 31 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon
http://www.women-tri.com/

UPCOMING HASH (AND OTHER) EVENTS OF CONSIDERABLE INTEREST
 
11th annual  Dead to Red Road Race
Thursday January 31, 2008
A fun relay run (or bike trip) that lasts 24 hours and stretches from the Wadi Mujeb bridge at the Dead Sea to Aqaba. Contact the Amman Road Runners:
Ammar Sabbah:      ammar.sabbah@yahoo.com
Basel Burgan:         burgan@go.com.jo
Pascal Hoyez:        pascal.hoyez@aiec.jo
Samir Farkouh:      samir@hudalighting.com
 
Irish Half Mooathon
Sept. 28, 2008
www.mooathon.com
Run through the scenic countryside. The maddest 13.1 miles in Ireland!
 
International Hash Challenge 2008
August 16 2008 - Malaysia
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2461552666&topic=3572
A gruelling 42km trail through the exotic tropical jungles of Malaysia.
 
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
Photos
(we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/


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16 January, 2008

Hash Trash Run 716 - Directions Run 717

IMPORTANT NOTICE
CHANGES HAVE BEEN MADE TO THE HARE RAISER ROSTER - SEE BELOW
AND... NEW INFORMATION ADDED ABOUT UPCOMING RUNS
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 716 - Airbus Overbooked!
Our man in the field reports: "A small horde of folks showed up in South Tel Aviv for Airbus' run.  He set a good trail that allowed us to finish in the sunlight--which was good 'cause it was otherwise cold as a witch's tit.  I think we sang 'More Beer' at the mid-way point, which was a good thing 'cause it reminded Russian Bride that we may not have enough beer for all the folks who showed up! Jaquie (the Ozzie actually ran! well, she shortcutted and still ended up a knackered DFL)." Also seen and heard: Tenderloin bade us farewell as he returns to second semester at Brown University. Russian Bride was rewarded for going to get a second cooler of nectar for the aforementioned thundering horde, and we got some new blood: Yaniv, Leah, Diane and Kim. Also, some visitors from the Hanoi HHH: husband and wife team, He Wants It and She Wants It who, true to her name, grabbed Twin Peaks' arse before the run and said "You very fit woman". Well, we knew that already.*
 
*Twin Peaks just did the Tiberias marathon, as did Deliverance and Captain Caveman. Boston Creamed and Goldmember ran the 10k and a fine if chilly time was had by all.

Down-downs - Run 716
Hares:  Airbus and his lovely spouse, Kim
FRB:  Tenderloin
DFL:  Jaquie
Newbees/Virgins:  Yaniv, Leah, Diane, Kim, She Wants It, He Wants It 
Returnee:  In & Out
Short-Cutting:  Dr Do-Little, Jacquie
Fit Arse:  Twin Peaks
No Visible Hash Kit:  Captain Caveman
Beer Runner:  Russian Bride
Marathon Finishers at Tiberias:  Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Captain Caveman (wearing medal, of course)
Farewell:  Tenderloin
 
A MISSIVE FROM THE HASHERS NEXT DOOR
"Hello Hashers,
"At the end of January (Thursday January 31)  the 11th annual  DEAD to RED road race will be held. This is a fun relay run (or bike trip) that lasts 24 hours and stretches from the Wadi Mujeb bridge at the Dead Sea to Aqaba. Please find attached three pages of complete information about this event, plus an application form. [NOTE: Hash Scribe will forward upon request]. Please help the organizers to publicize this event by forwarding this information to those you think might be interested to participate in this event. In case you need more information please contact Amman Road Runners:
Ammar Sabbah:      ammar.sabbah@yahoo.com
Basel Burgan:         burgan@go.com.jo
Pascal Hoyez:        pascal.hoyez@aiec.jo
Samir Farkouh:      samir@hudalighting.com
 
AGAIN, THE UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR Q1 2008
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
January
19 - Caveman -  717
26 Twin Peaks - 718
February
2 Deliverance - 719
7 CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! (volunteers needed)
9 Russian Bride- 720
16 Dr. DoLittle - 721
23 Miss Demeanor - 722
March
1 Diablo - 723
8 Outrigger - 724
15 Boston Creamed - 725
22 Goldmember - 726

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 717
Hare: Captain Caveman
Date: Saturday, January 19
Time: 3:00 PM
Place: Tiv Ta'am parking lot, Ra'anana
 
Directions: 
Saturday's Hash RUN will start from the Tiv Ta'am parking lot in Ra'anana.
From Haifa follow Route 2 to Kfar Shmaryaho exit and turn Left (EAST).
Go to the end of the road and turn LEFT.
Make a U-ey and enter the Tiv Ta'am parking lot.
Bored with life? Be a co-hare (and earn HHHH brownie points) so that the walkers will have
someplace to go, and show up at 12:00.
Captain Caveman
Lost? Call Caveman at 0 5 2 2 4 4 5 6 4 4
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
USEFUL RUNNING INFO
Tel Aviv Running Club
http://marta.org.il/english.htm
Upcoming Runs
Jan 26 - Omer Run - 10k
http://www.shvoong.co.il/ - Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
Feb 7 - Beer Sheva Run - 10k, 5,
http://www.shvoong.co.il/ - Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
Feb 15-16 - Ein Gedi Half Marathon and 10k
Mar 1 - Kfar Sava Run - 10k
Mar 22 - Ness Ziona Run - 10k, 2k
Apr 11 - Tavor Run - 11k
May 31 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon
http://www.women-tri.com/

UPCOMING HASH (AND OTHER) EVENTS OF CONSIDERABLE INTEREST
 
11th annual  Dead to Red Road Race
Thursday January 31, 2008
A fun relay run (or bike trip) that lasts 24 hours and stretches from the Wadi Mujeb bridge at the Dead Sea to Aqaba.
 
Irish Half Mooathon
Sept. 28, 2008
www.mooathon.com
Run through the scenic countryside. The maddest 13.1 miles in Ireland!
 
International Hash Challenge 2008
August 16 2008 - Malaysia
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2461552666&topic=3572
A gruelling 42km trail through the exotic tropical jungles of Malaysia.
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
Photos
(we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/

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10 January, 2008

Hash Trash Run 715 - Directions Run 716

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
THE NEW HARE RAISER ROSTER HAS ARRIVED AND IS LISTED BELOW
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 715 - Goldmember Needs Retraining
It was not at all hot and quite cloudy and windy. We met at the Kfar Sava football stadium. We ran quite a lot because Goldmember has not yet been retrained to do shorter trails.* The halfway song was "Joe the Button" after which half the runners halfheartedly decided to walk the second half.** The walkers waited quite a long time for the runners, defending the circle against predatory football fans looking for convenient parking spots. We drank beer. We had Down-downs. It got dark and rainy. We went home.
 
* In fact, including her run in from Kochav Yair, setting the trail, and doing the Hash, she ran an informal half-marathon that day.
** That sentence could have been simpler by half.

Down-downs - Run 715
Hare - Goldmember
FRB - Tenderloin
DFL - Outrigger
Virgins - Hildy, Tenderloin
Returnees - Deliverance, Goldmember, Twin Peaks
SCBs - Boston Creamed, Captain Caveman, Dr. Do-little, Twin Peaks,
 Russian Bride
Super SCBs - Dr. Do-little, Russian Bride
Hand Condoms - captain Caveman, Twin Peaks
 
NEWS FROM THE LAND OF THE PYRAMIDS
We received a message from Lager Lout and Dead Boring, reading, "We wish all our Hasher Friends a fantastic New Year. We're in Cairo & our furniture is being delivered tomorrow (2nd). We met Bastard Bob ( a Hasher from our old Cairo Hash days) boarding the same flight to Cairo as us. Coincidence or what?! Dr. D. called (nice to know we're not forgotten) (nice to know we're missed!). Have a great 2008!!!"
 
HERE SHE ARE! UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR Q1 2008
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
January
12 Airbus - 716
19 Dr. Do-Little - 717
26 Twin Peaks - 718
February
2 Deliverance - 719
9 Outrigger - 720
16 Capt. Caveman - 721
23 Miss Demeanor - 722
March
1 Diablo - 723
8 Russian Bride - 724
15 Boston Creamed - 725
22 Goldmember - 726

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 716
Hare: Airbus
Date: Saturday, January 12
Time: 3:00 PM
Place: HaKovshim Garden near the David Intercontinental Hotel, Tel Aviv
 
Directions: 
Take Herbert Samuel Blvd. towards Jaffa.
Turn LEFT on Yossef Levi St., at the Hassan Beq Mosque, opposite the the David Intercontinental Hotel. Go towards the roundabout with the fountain in the middle and make a 180 degree turn. Head back on Yossef Levi and enter the parking lot where your Hare will be waiting.
 
Lost? Call Airbus at 052 447 7236
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
USEFUL RUNNING INFO
Tel Aviv Running Club
http://marta.org.il/english.htm
Upcoming Runs
Jan 10 - Tiberias Marathon and 10k
Jan 26 - Omer Run - 10k
http://www.shvoong.co.il/ - Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
Feb 7 - Beer Sheva Run - 10k, 5,
http://www.shvoong.co.il/ - Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
Feb 16 - Ein Gedi Half Marathon and 10k
May 31 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon
http://www.women-tri.com/

 
UPCOMING HASH (AND OTHER) EVENTS OF CONSIDERABLE INTEREST
Irish Half Mooathon
Sept. 28, 2008
www.mooathon.com
Run through the scenic countryside. The maddest 13.1 miles in Ireland!
 
International Hash Challenge 2008
August 16 2008 - Malaysia
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2461552666&topic=3572
A gruelling 42km trail through the exotic tropical jungles of Malaysia.
 
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/


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08 January, 2008

UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR Q1 2008

HERE SHE ARE! UPDATED HARE RAISER ROSTER FOR Q1 2008
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
January
12 Airbus - 716
19 Dr. Do-Little - 717
26 Twin Peaks - 718
February
2 Deliverance - 719
9 Outrigger - 720
16 Capt. Caveman - 721
23 Miss Demeanor - 722
March
1 Diablo - 723
8 Russian Bride - 724
15 Boston Creamed - 725
22 Goldmember - 726


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