24 February, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1181

Ahoy there, mateys -

Fluffer will set this week's trail. Dry Rub and Deliverance may might an apperance before they fly the coop and there's rumor of a visiting STD. Our regular hash cash collector is out of town so our hare requested that you bring exact change for hash cash. 
Time: 15:00
Address: Habima Square
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/9WfBRVzAfmp
Questions? Comments? Contact Fluffer at 052-8801111

Last week's trail according to Deliverance:
I didn't actually ask her because I was there. Deliverance is preparing for her imminent move and due to projected low numbers in attendance, she decided to not set a trail at all. Instead we met near her apartment, went for a nice, long walk together, and shared a few beers and snacks at her place afterward. In attendance were Deliverance, Puppy Love Machine, Double Entry, Dry Rub, Tipsy Gypsy, and Just Shneur.

On on,
PLM

17 February, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1180 - farewell Deliverance

Hola,

This week's trail will probably be Deliverance's last with us for a while. She's moving to the States in the next few weeks. It's planned to be less of a trail and more of a social. Come help us see her off. 
Time: 15:00
Address: Hashoshanim 2, Herzliya
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/5DxYYkPEKcp

Last week's trail according to Caveman:
"I'll summarize before the Hash. Cross out as desired.
It was a cheerful/gloomy sunny/rainy day when many/few Hashers showed up at A.
There hare set them on their run and they quickly found/lost the trail.
At the half way there was/wasn't beer but everyone/no one sang our bawdy songs in front of crowds of people/trees.
The second half was better/worse than the first half and down-downs were appreciated/hated by all.
Afterwards we all/no one went to celebrate Deliverances Fuck-off at a bar and she paid/didn't even pay the bill."

On on,
PLM

09 February, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1179

Greetings and salumatations,

This week's hare will be Captain Caveman. Trail info:
Saturdays Hash run will start at 3pm from the west end of the Hadar Yosef stadium parking lot in Tel Aviv.

Last week's trail according to Twin Peaks:
It was yet another fantastic (shitty) trail set by the dynamic duo, Deliverance and yours truly.
Deliverance did not lose any Hashers on this trail.
Sex Ed drove to the starting point which was less than a kilometer from her apartment and still managed to get lost. Only to find out that the halfway point was at her apartment.
Dry Rub received his F**K Off mug.
Caveman finally showed up after a two week hiatus with the beer. 

Someone will need to take the beer after this week's hash as Caveman and TP will be hitting the slopes in Lake Tahoe.

On on,
PLM

02 February, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1178

I'm up to my neck in finals, so here's the quick 'n short version:

This week's hares are Twin Peaks and Deliverance. Trail info:

This week's hash will start at the Bullseye parking lot.
It is yet another Deliverance and Twin Peaks special. 
Any questions, call Twin Peaks 0528743662

Last week's hare was Double O Panda Facial, here's what he said about his trail:

Not too much to tell. Trail was rained out.  Just 4 showed up, sat in covered area and drank all of the beer. Talked and sang one song.  Wettest hash ever.

On on,
PLM