Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1099 - Directions to Hash Run #1100

Hello Wankers,

Hash Scribe is back in the country and fighting jet lag. So pretend that you got this message this morning -- it's morning in MY mind.

Down-downs for Run #1099

Hare: Deliverance, assistedd by tthe lovely Twin Peaks

Everything else: I got nuthin'

Hash Weekend...?
Any progress? Did I miss that as well?

Directions to Hash Run #1100

The magic is back!

After a week long hiatus Magically Delicious will be setting again.

Bwahahahah. . You wankers; )

Hare: Magically Delicious 

Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: April 25, 2015

Place: Ha-Do'ar St 3, Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/CKRQT

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

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On-on!

Boston Creamed... dazed and confused

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Down-downs for Run #1098 - Directions Hash Run #1099

This week, I am the Wanker.

Hash Scribe is "out of Israel" as we say, and was completely remiss in not sending out Hash Trash on schedule. A Down-down is in order, so take note.

Down-downs for Run #1098

I have no Down-downs to report because no one told me what happened last Saturday but one can safely assume that someone was first, someone was last, and beer was drunk.

Directions to Run #1099 (that is actually the number)

Hare: Deliverance, assistedd by tthe lovely Twin Peaks

Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: April 18, 2015
Place: Near the Wine & More shop, 11 Galgalei HaPlada St., Herzliya Pituach Industrial Zone
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/ZxkH1 

 If you get lost or are confused call Deliverance at 050-263-4684.

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On-on!

Boston Creamed (Dazed and confused in Sin City. Clearly in need of Deliverance!)

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1097 - Directions to Run #1098

Dearest Wankers,

Captain Caveman has kindly supplemented the Down-downs for Run #1096, so here they are:

Hare - Magically Delicious
FRB - Captain Caveman
DFL - Captain Caveman
Short Cutting - Captain Caveman
Reliever - Captain Caveman
Pointing - Captain Caveman
Being the only runner - Captain Caveman

Down-downs for Run #1097

Magically Delicious writes "Caveman and I set a lovely Passover themed trail... all the flour was lost... no wait -- the pack was blind... or drunk... or both. Double Entry was FRB, Cum Union was DFL, Just Beth showed up on bruised and bandaged knee to tell us she loves "us guys" and also beer.

Hare - Magically Delicious
FRB - Double Entry
DFL - Cum Union
Banged Up Knees / Loves Hashers n' Beer - Just Bethany ("just" right now, but not for long...)

Hash Weekend!
Ask Captain Caveman.  Please.

Directions to Run #1098

Hare: Magically Delicious... the reign of terror continues! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAH!
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Date: April 11, 2015
Place: HaKovashim Garden, Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/lF96Y

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Fwd: Down-downs for Run #1096 - Directions to Run #1097

Wankers!

Humble Scribe is in the great state of Texas this week but from all reports, Run #1096 was a particularly shitty Hash. Just Bethany went head over heels, fell off her bike, split open her knee, and was carted off to the hospital, leaving us to muse over some new and wonderful knee/heel/bike/hospital-inspired name ideas.

Down-downs for Run #1096
Hare - Magically Delicious
FRB - Don't know
DFL - Wasn't informed
Returnees - Were there any?
Misnamers - Take a guess
Relievers - You know who you are

Hash Weekend!
I still claim ignorance. Ask Captain Caveman.  

Directions to Run #1097
PLEASE NOTE. SUMMER TIME IS HERE AND WE WILL BE MEETING AT 16:00
Hare: Magically Delicious... again!
Time: 16:00 (4:00 pm) -
Date: April 4, 2015
Place: The parking lot near Norma Jean - 23 Elifelet Street, south Tel Aviv
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/rVT7m

Lost? Call Magically Delicious at 053 280 5002

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On-on!
Boston Creamed
Hash Scribe
www.israelhhh.com