Hash Trash Run #1059, Directions to Run #1060

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1059th Hash:

"Hash was held at the National Stadium. Plenty of parking for Caveman"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1059:

Hare: Dudley-Do-Lube
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Magically Delicious

False Call on New Shoes: Captain Caveman

Returnees: Pig Woman, STD

Additional Entertainment, Standing on Head and Drinking a Beer: Magically Delicious, Road Kill.

What other talents are they holding back on?

Directions to Run 1060:

Meeting time: Saturday July 26th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Jaffa Slope, the big parking lot south of the Jaffa Port (here).

On-After: None that I'm aware of, but we're fucking Pig Woman off, so go figure...

Maps: From HaShalom Interchange; From anything east of TA

Directions: 

Just stick to the directions on the right hand side of the map (or put "Nemal Yafo street" in your GPS thingamajig)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Puppy Love @ 052-344-7338

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1060	26/07/2014	Puppy Love Machine
1061	02/08/2014	Spit or Swallow
1062	09/08/2014	Cumunion
1063	16/08/2014	The Gonadfather
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1057, Directions to Run #1058

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1058th Hash:

"There was a Hash, yada yada yada, not the 4th of July anymore, yada yada yada"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1058:

Hare: Roadkill
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Something not at all related to the 4th of July: Someone

Directions to Run 1059:

Meeting time: Saturday July 19th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: National Stadium, Ramat-Gan (Here). 

We'll meet at the South East corner next to the Meuhedit sports clinic.

Just drive around the stadium till you find us. 

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From Tel-Aviv (Ayalon) Here

From Road #4 - Here

Directions:

See map. 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Dudley Do Lube @ 050-5763093

Other messages:

• From Boston Creamed:
  Chef Rima from the Oasis restaurant is giving out free Margaritas every time the Iron Dome takes out a missile... just saying...!
  http://oasistlv.co.il/?lang=en
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1060	26/07/2014	Puppy Love Machine
1061	02/08/2014	Spit or Swallow
1062	09/08/2014	Cumunion
1063	16/08/2014	The Gonadfather
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1057, Directions to Run #1058

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1057th Hash:

"There was a Hash, yada yada yada, 4th of July, yada yada yada, our freedom or something like that...

Stand strong, yada yada yada."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1057:

Hare: Deliverance
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Something regarding 4th of July: Someone

Directions to Run 1058:

Meeting time: Saturday July 12th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: London Square (AKA "London Garden", "London Park" and "the concrete park next to McDonalds on HaYarkon"), HaYarkon, Tel Aviv (here).

Other Info: It's a Protective/Silly Hat Hash! So bring a Protective/Silly hat!

On-After: Yes!!!1

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (on Ayalon Highway - Road #20) Here

Directions: See maps above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit call Roadkill @ 050-6899882

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• New Hare Roster is HERE!
  Check to see all is good...
  
• I've been requested to share this:
  http://kapaim.com/kapaim_active/2014/magazine/kapaim_active_magazine_4/html/article_1
  It's in Hebrew, but interesting for all you Hebrew readers.
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1059	19/07/2014	Dudley do Lube
1060	26/07/2014	Puppy Love Machine
1061	02/08/2014	Spit or Swallow
1062	09/08/2014	Cumunion
1063	16/08/2014	Roadkill
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1056, Directions to Run #1057

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1056th Hash:

"This is Double Entry (still under the influence) reporting straight from the Hash 1056.

It was a cool Hash.

Only 4 Hashers Braved the weather (35°C+), but as Caveman put it well, "it is the Quality that counts".

Magically Delicious sparked the flame of 3 "over 60 Geezers" and all had a good time.

Magically Delicious gave a wonderful rendition of a Striptease without showing a piece of Flash, and then rode of into the Sunset on the Trek Bike.

May the Hash go in Peace,

On On,
to the next wonderful Hash"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1056:

Hare: Double Entry and STD
FRB: Magically Delicious and Captain Caveman
DFL: Magically Delicious and Captain Caveman
Misnaming: Double Entry
Stupid Hashers that Dared the Weather: Magically Delicious, Captain Caveman, Head Down and Double Entry

Directions to Run 1057:

Meeting time: Saturday July 5th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Dog Park (Cheerio Park) on Wingate Street, Herzliya Pituach (Here)

Maps: From South (Cuming from TA), From North

Directions:

Take the Highway 2 to the Kfar Shmaryahu/Herzliya exit.

Take the exit and turn into Herzliya Pituach.

You will be on Keren HaYessod street.

Continue straight through the first roundabout and at the second roundabout make a right onto Wingate Street.

Continue until you see the park on your left hand side.

There is ample parking around the park.

There are large millstones set around the park, hence the name Cheerio Park. The Hare will be waiting for you.   

Lost? Call your Hare, Deliverance @ 050-263-4684.

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• New Hare Roster is HERE!
  Check to see all is good...
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1057	05/07/2014	Deliverance
1058	12/07/2014	Gonadfather
1059	19/07/2014	Dudley do Lube
1060	26/07/2014	Puppy Love Machine
1061	02/08/2014	Spit or Swallow
1062	09/08/2014	Cumunion
1063	16/08/2014	Roadkill
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

 

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com