Hash Trash Run #1055, Directions to Run #1056

Hello fellow Hashers!

Disclaimer - 

This Hash Trash might look very much like the one sent last week.

This is because, well, it's very much the same HT as the one sent last week.

* That said, there is a reason for that, I keep not getting Hash summaries and I keep not cumming to Hashes (fucking ankle...)

Hare's view of the 1055th Hash:

"The hash started at the "HaKovshim Garden" and began by leading to the beach area. The course then took into the inner city with 12 Hashers, two being returnees. The first half of the trail had a few challenges for 8 great runners. They were motivated finding the markings often shortcutting but never given up!!!. Some Hasher felt the first half of the run was a bit longer than normal indeed!!! it was hot, but after a few cold ones the last portion of the trail was short...no big deal for the three walkers.

During the Down Downs, hashers depleted all beer coolers, perhaps after such a long run along thru the breezy beach it was well deserving. After the downs downs 6 hashers continued onto the beach finishing the day at mikes with dinner...*"

*This is the summary of another Hash that took place in HaKovshim Garden, not of Hash 1055...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1055:

Hare: 2nd Hand Job
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Other Down Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1056:

Meeting time: Saturday June 28th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The Israeli Tennis Center - Ramat HaSharon Here

Maps: From Hashalom Interchange on Ayalon Here

          From Morasha Interchange (connection of roads #4 and #5) Here

Directions: see map

Lost?! Call Double Entry @ 054-7909034

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• New Hare Roster is HERE!
  Check to see all is good...
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash #	Date	Hare
1057	05/07/2014	Deliverance
1058	12/07/2014	Gonadfather
1059	19/07/2014	Dudley do Lube
1060	26/07/2014	Puppy Love Machine
1061	02/08/2014	Spit or Swallow
1062	09/08/2014	Cumunion
1063	16/08/2014	Roadkill
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1053, Directions to Run #1054

Hello fellow Hashers!

Disclaimer -

This Hash Trash might look exactly like the one sent last week.

This is because, well, it's the same HT as the one sent last week.

* That said, there is a reason for that, the Hash will start at the exact same place...

Hare's view of the 1054th Hash:

"The hash started at the "HaKovshim Garden" and began by leading to the beach area. The course then took into the inner city with 12 Hashers, two being returnees. The first half of the trail had a few challenges for 8 great runners. They were motivated finding the markings often shortcutting but never given up!!!. Some Hasher felt the first half of the run was a bit longer than normal indeed!!! it was hot, but after a few cold ones the last portion of the trail was short...no big deal for the three walkers.

During the Down Downs, hashers depleted all beer coolers, perhaps after such a long run along thru the breezy beach it was well deserving. After the downs downs 6 hashers continued onto the beach finishing the day at mikes with dinner...*"

*This is the summary of another Hash that took place in HaKovshim Garden, not of Hash 1054...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1054:

Hare: Pig Woman
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Other Down Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1055:

Meeting time: Saturday June 21st., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Maybe, I guess the Hashers will decide on the go

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange) 

1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎

2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎

3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎

4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎

5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎

6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎

7. Turn right

Elifelet Parking Lot

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call 2nd Hand Job @ 054-6129373

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• New Hare Roster is HERE!
  Check to see all is good...
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash #	Date	Hare
1056	28/06/2014	Double Entry
1057	05/07/2014	Deliverance
1058	12/07/2014	Gonadfather
1059	19/07/2014	Dudley do Lube
1060	26/07/2014	Puppy Love Machine
1061	02/08/2014	Spit or Swallow
1062	09/08/2014	Cumunion
1063	16/08/2014	Roadkill
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1053, Directions to Run #1054

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1053rd Hash:

"The hash started at the "HaKovshim Garden" and began by leading to the beach area. The course then took into the inner city with 12 Hashers, two being returnees. The first half of the trail had a few challenges for 8 great runners. They were motivated finding the markings often shortcutting but never given up!!!. Some Hasher felt the first half of the run was a bit longer than normal indeed!!! it was hot, but after a few cold ones the last portion of the trail was short...no big deal for the three walkers.

During the Down Downs, hashers depleted all beer coolers, perhaps after such a long run along thru the breezy beach it was well deserving. After the downs downs 6 hashers continued onto the beach finishing the day at mikes with dinner...*"

*This is the summary of another Hash that took place in HaKovshim Garden, not of Hash 1053...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1053:

Hare: Cumunion
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Other Down Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1054:

Meeting time: Saturday June 14th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @"Norma Jean"

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange) 

1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎

2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎

3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎

4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎

5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎

6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎

7. Turn right

Elifelet Parking Lot

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Pig Woman @ 052-4603494

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):

• New Hare Roster is HERE!
  Check to see all is good...
  
• Calling all Hash-Flash!
  In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
  Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
  * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high
  
  
  And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!
  
  
  Thanks!
  (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)
  
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash #	Date	Hare
1054	14/06/2014	Pig Woman
1055	21/06/2014	Second Hand Job
1056	28/06/2014	Double Entry
1057	05/07/2014	Deliverance
1058	12/07/2014	Gonadfather
1059	19/07/2014	Dudley do Lube
1060	26/07/2014	Puppy Love Machine
1061	02/08/2014	Spit or Swallow
1062	09/08/2014	Cumunion
1063	16/08/2014	Roadkill
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

--

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com