22 April, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 730 - Directions RUN 731

NOTE: WE WILL MEET AT THE USUAL TIME - 4:00 PM
AND... READ ABOUT THE PEACE PILGRIMAGE RUN YOU MISSED
PLUS... NEW RUNNING TRAILS SITE
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 730 - A Nice Little Run
It was hotter than we thought. We met an hour early, in deference to the Passover holiday eve and the traffic jams looming only hours ahead. We had a special guest - Swamp Monster's granny Anna, who had no sufficiently convicing explanation as to why she named her son "Diablo". We ran around Old Jaffa. We ran by musty old Bloomfield Stadium. We ran through the newly gentrified Flea Market. We did not buy any stolen bicycles. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. Our chariots were scoped out by suspicious characters but were not stolen. It got no darker or cooler. We went home.

Down-downs Run 730
Hare - Russian Bride
FRB - Diablo
DFL - Boston Creamed
SCB - Dr. Do-little
Tardy - Christine
Virgin - Anna (Swamp Monster's granny)
Tourguide - Outrigger
50 Runs - Swamp Monster
 
Directions to RUN 731
Date - April 26, 2008
Time - 4:00pm - PLEASE NOTE: START TIME IS BACK TO NORMAL
Place - Hadar Yosef Athletic Stadium
Hare - Deliverance
 
From Herzliya:  Take the Ayalon South to the University Exit.  Make a left at the light off the ramp.  Make another left at your next light.  You will be on Rokach Street.  Pass the Paz gas station on your right and drive under the underpass and make your next right.  Drive staight and pass the building with Olympic rings and make your next right into the parking lot in front of the track.  Your hare will be waiting there for you. 
 
Any questions, call Deliverance at 054-300-5092.
 
Emap site
 
PLUS... PAPAL PEACE RUN
It was good. Read about it here:
 
AND... MAP MY RUN SITE
There are over 40 trails in Israel. Could come in handy.
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
May
 3  Outrigger
10  Boston Creamed
17  Russian Bride
24  Miss Demeanor
31  Captain Caveman
June
 7  Semen
14  Diablo
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
AND... BIKE RIDE ACROSS THE DESERT
Why not ride a bike from Jerusalem to Eilat? Did you have anything else planned?
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/
 

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posted by Hash Scribe at 9:47 PM

17 April, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 729 - Directions RUN 730

PLEASE NOTE: THIS WEEK'S RUN TAKES PLACE AT 3:00PM
 
Run 729 - Dried Out Semen
 
It was a good run--in fact too good as Dr. D failed to follow his own advice and sent runners on stretches of a kilometer or more (or so it seemed).  There were a few checks, but not enough to keep Semen from getting dehydrated and shortcutting home.  We welcomed a few new Hashers, including Semen's hubby Adi, and Karen from Oz and her beau Amit. 
 
Down Downs
Hare:  Dr. Do-Little
FRB:  Twin Peaks
DFL:  Diablo
Virgins:  Adi, Amit, Karen
Welcome Back:  Russian Bride, Tiar Fruck
Gimpy & Dehydrated:  Outrigger & Semen
Shiny (New) Shoes:  Captain Caveman
Long, Hard and Hardly [any] Holds:  Dr. Do-Little
Extra Beers:  Russian Bride, Semen, Diablo, Twin Peaks
 
Directions to RUN 730
Date - April 19, 2008
Time - 3:00pm - PLEASE NOTE SPECIAL CHANGE IN TIME
Place - Old Jaffa
Hare - Russian Bride
 
We'll meet at the entrance to Old Jaffa, in the dirt parking lot opposite the Delek gas station. Take the coastal road (Herbert Samuel/Koiffman/Goldman) towards Old Jaffa. Do NOT veer right towards the Clock Tower Square but continue STRAIGHT on Shderot Yerushalayim (Jerusalem Blvd.) and take a RIGHT into a small street called Elisabeth Bergner where your Hare will be waiting. If you've passed the ugly blue metal sculpture, you've gone too far (in which case - go right, right and right around the block).
 
See map (attached).
Lost? Call  0 5 2 3 0 5 7 9 6 8
 
Emap site
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
April
26  Deliverance
May
 3  Outrigger
10  Boston Creamed
17  Russian Bride
24  Miss Demeanor
31  Captain Caveman
June
 7  Semen
14  Diablo
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
AND... BIKE RIDE ACROSS THE DESERT
Why not ride a bike from Jerusalem to Eilat? Did you have anything else planned?
 
PLUS... PAPAL PEACE RUN - April 18th
http://tinyurl.com/59dk7a
We'll let you know how it was.
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/
 

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posted by Hash Scribe at 12:45 PM

10 April, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 728 - Directions RUN 729

THIS WEEK: PAPAL PEACE RUN COMING TO TOWN...
HAZON BICYCLE TRIP TO EILAT...
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...DOWN...
 
Run 728 - A Trip Down Memory Lane
 
It was nice. We met in the nether reaches of Kfar Sava. We ran to Goldmember's old house. We ran to see the tree where she had her first kiss. We sang "Old McDonald". We ran some more. We ran by Goldmember's other old house. We ran by her sister's house. The flour ran out. We kept running. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. We went home.
 
Down-downs - Run 728
Hare - Goldmember, aided by Tammy
FRB - C3P0, R2D2
DFLs - Semen
Returnee - Tammy
Thanks for the Memories - Goldmember 
Remained Vertical - Deliverance
Ramat HaSharon 10k - Boston Creamed
Corrupting Influence and His Corruptee - Dr. Do-little, Christine
Blame the Dog - Outrigger
Premature E-check-ulation - Dr. Do-little
75 Runs - C3P0, R2D2
 
 
Directions to RUN 729
Date - April 12, 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Kfar Sava
Hare - Dr. Do-Little
 
NOTE: PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE ASTERISKS!
 
From Tel-Aviv take Rt. # 4 (North) take exit Hod-Hasharon / Kefar-Saba turn  Right by fourth traffic light into Weizman St.  *)
 
From the North take Rt. # 4 (South) turn Left by Ra'anana South Junction turn  and Left by second traffic light into Tchernichovski St. and a Right by the  second traffic light into Weizman St.  *)
 
From Herzlya / Pituah etc. cross Rt. # 4 by the Ra'anana South Junction turn Left by second traffic light into Tchernichovski St. and a Right by second traffic light  into Weizman St.  *)
 
*) In Weizman St. the traffic light's are numbered turn Right by No. 10   into  Nordau St. "Cross" traffic circle (roundabout) enter first parking on your Right and hopefully you will meet your Hare.
 
Lost? Call  0 5 4 - 4 4 5 3 1 0 6
 
Emap site
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
April
19  Russian Bride
26  Deliverance
May
 3  Outrigger
10  Boston Creamed
17  Russian Bride
24  Miss Demeanor
31  Captain Caveman
June
 7  Semen
14  Diablo
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
AND... A NOTE FROM A GOLDING FAMILY MEMBER (A GOLD-MEMBER?)
 
Dear Mad Hashers,
I trust you are all well and itching to do something useful with your energies. Well, I have a great outlet for you which at the same time will
  • tighten your thigh muscles
  • strengthen your big hearts
  • and contribute to cleaner air so your hearts continue pumping away, 'on on' and all that....
The annual Bike Ride from Jerusalem to Eilat!! If this sounds like your cup of tea
please take a look at this website, it explains how you can register, routes and some photos
Good day and good health,
Jennifer Y. Golding  (daughter of Goldmember if you do not know me)
 
PLUS... PAPAL PEACE RUN - April 18th
The fifth annual John Paul II Pilgrimage Peace Marathon will set off with Italian athletes carrying the torch that received the blessing of Pope Benedict XVI in Rome. About 100 Italian athletes will run the 10 km route alongside Israeli and Palestinian athletes, leaving from the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem on Friday, 18 April at 08:00 via Rachel's Crossing and ending the marathon on the lawns of Hutzot Hayotzer (Arts and Crafts lane) at the foot of the walls of the Old City of Jerusalem. We are trying to get more information about this one.
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/
 


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posted by Hash Scribe at 6:47 PM

03 April, 2008

Hash Trash RUN 727 - Directions RUN 728

NEW HARE RAISER ROSTER...
A FEW GAPS - BUT NOTHING THAT CAN'T BE FIXED...
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
 
Run 727 - A Run in the Park
It was nice. We met near the Ramat Gan Stadium (also known as Nokia Stadium - who knew?). We ran in the park. We ran out of the park. We sang "Joe the Button", sort of. We ran some more. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. We went home.
 
Down-downs - Run 727
Hare - Twin Peaks, aided by C3P0, R2D2
FRB - Diablo
DFLs - Boston Creamed, Deliverance
Virgin - Christine
Half n' Half - C3P0, Dr. Do-little, Outrigger, R2D2
Jerusalem Half-Marathoner - Diablo
Hash Reliever - Twin Peaks
Wrong Way Hares - C3P0, R2D2
Sweatiest 100 Runs, Ever - Deliverance
 
Directions to RUN 728
Date - April 5, 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Kfar Sava
Hare - Goldmember
 
We will meet in the parking lot of Super Center Ron, 2 Yaacov Cohen St. (corner of Ben Yehuda right near the junction of Tchernichovsky/Menachem Begin/Ben Yehuda).
 
Take Hwy 4 to Kfar Sava/Raanana North Interchange. 
Turn RIGHT onto Menachem Begin
Cross Tchernichovsky (which becomes Ben Yehuda) and turn RIGHT onto Y. Cohen St.
You will see the Super Center Ron sign. 
Map:  
Still lost? Call 0 5 2 2 6 7 1 7 9 6
Emap site
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
April
 5  Goldmember
12  ???
19  Dr. Do-Little
26  Deliverance
May
 3  Outrigger
10  Boston Creamed
17  Russian Bride
24  Miss Demeanor
31  Captain Caveman
June
 7  Semen
14  Diablo
21  Twin Peaks
28  Goldmember
 
 
 
UPCOMING RUNS
   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/
 


On-on!
Hash Scribe

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posted by Hash Scribe at 6:08 PM