Hash Trash Run 796, DiERECTIONs for 797

The day did not start well for one of the hashers, and continued to go downhill. Our darling AmboHo (the beer meister) found herself locked in the garbage room at her apartment for quite some time. Oddly enough, the scribe must have walked past our stranded beer meister while walking the dog. Amboho was released from the clutches of the trash room and drove BB and Desperate Housewife to the run. At the circle, while unloading all the coolers of delicious nectar, a furious toxic cloud exploded out of the back of the car. Amboho had set off the fire extinguisher in the trunk. The downdown beers, the Beer Meister and the clean change of clothes the scribe brought to the hash are now sufficiently retarded… flame retarded. So anyway, the run! We met in the German Colony, parked illegally, ran through birthday parties, through the city and at the halfway sang "If you're happy and you know it." Locals looked at the group like the Special Needs Adults were being led on a field trip away from the group home. The holds were color-coded, including some red, white and blue ones in honor of the World's Most Awesome Nation having a birthday. At the on in Border Bitch (perhaps under the influence of fire extinguisher poison) tripped, flapped her arms, did some crazy dance, cursed and just about plowed into Cassie. She stayed on her feet, the pack made it back to the circle. Beers were had, and then they brought the On On to Buzz Stop so CrockSucker could join in the fun. DOWNDOWNS Hare: Merav, Porn Queen FRB: Penis Pan DFL: CockBlock Virgins: Cock Block, Battery Motivated Wench (BMW) Late Cummers: Semen, Twin Peaks, Cock Block, BMW Flying Wallenda: Border Bitch Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star: Cassie, Cock Block, BMW Cleanliness is next to Godliness: Cock Block, BMW Chatty Cathy: Twin Peaks RUN 797 Hare: AmboHo Location: Hadar Yosef Stadium, When: 4pm Saturday Directions: Ayalon north or south to Rokach, and exit to head east. Make a right on Sheetrit (about 1k from Ayalon exit, first set of lights), enter 2nd car park on the right at Hadar Yosef Stadium (700 m from intersection).Make a left in car park and move to the eastern end. Lost??? Call the hare and tell her you've missed the 75 runs we've set from this location 052-545-2319 HARE ROSTER- If you can't do it on the day, find someone who can 18-Jul Caveman 25-Jul White Pointers 1-Aug Deliverance 8-Aug Border Bitch 15-Aug Penis Pan 22-Aug Croc Sucker 29-Aug Semen 5-Sep Wet Pussy 12-Sep Fatty Tatty 19-Sep Quickie 20-Sep Ramalamablingdong 27-Sep Long Horny 3-Oct Desperate Housewife 10-Oct Goldmember 17-Oct Fart Smeller