Hash Trash 795, Directions for Hash 796- On On Afterwards at Buzz Stop!

First of all, not only is the H4 on FACEBOOK, but we have a new website!!!! www.israelhhh.com RUN 795:  The pack met at an old favorite, Cheerio Park. The trail was lost many times and the nonstop stream of runners sweat their way through Herzilia. There was childabuse never before seen on the run- including the crazy driving of a stroller, 4 year olds being forced to shlep around town ON FOOT and a kid hauled in a papoose-thing on a Virgin's back. At the halfway, Diablo led us in his signature song, Swing Low. After 7 PLUS kilometers (seriously. I know it only took 2 hours to set, but it was still 7k) and near psychosis from the claustrophobia caused by clothing + 99% humidity, the pack circled up, tried to help Goldmember think of a name for her new grandchild and then headed over to Deliverance's for a kick a$$ party. Her neighbors stood on their porch and glared, but it didn't slow our wine and beer drinking down. In the immortal words of (dearly departed) Michael Jackson, don't stop til you get enough. Hare: Twin Peaks FRB: Goldmember DFL: Boston Creamed Virgins: Grave Robber, Still Cumming & their good natured brood, Dor Returnees: Cassie,Paul, Andrewa, Seamen, Boston Creamed, Wind Breaker We are the Short Cutters, My Friends: R2D2, C3PO, Rocket, Free Willy New Shoes:  Rocket  25, 50, 75 Runs:  Semen, Pregnant Pause Give a hoot and don't pollute: Cassie, the litterbug. Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish: Diablo and Swamp Monster   RUN 796- Tel Aviv Run, On-On at Buzz Stop After! Hare: Meirav Where: Hash starts from Elazar Davis st. watch out while driving up Kaplan - on your right is a military zone... don't hassle the soldiers too much... http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Giv%27at+HaTahmoshet%2F%D7%92%D7%91%D7%A2%D7%AA+%D7%94%D7%AA%D7%97%D7%9E%D7%95%D7%A9%D7%AA&daddr=32.073466,34.783616+to:rav+aluf+david+elazar+tel+aviv&hl=en&geocode=FTZm6QEdeOMSAg%3B%3B&mra=dpe&mrcr=0&mrsp=1&sz=16&via=1&sll=32.074247,34.788444&sspn=0.007364,0.013797&ie=UTF8&z=16 When: Is this your first time at the rodeo? 4pm Saturday.   From Herzliya/points north via 20 (Ayalon): 1. Take the Kaplan Interchange and stay right (towards Azrieli Centre) 2. Cross Menachem Begin and go up little hill. This road becomes Kaplan 3. drive up Kaplan, when possible make a U turn 4. drive back east on Kaplan, turn right to Elazar David st. Park your gas guzzling mobile From Jerusalem/points south via 20: 1. Take the HaShalom interchange and stay left (going towards Azrieli Centre), turning left onto HaShalom 2. Cross Menachem Begin and go up little hill. This road becomes Kaplan 3. drive up Kaplan, when possible make a U turn 4. drive back east on Kaplan, turn right to Elazar David st. Park your gas guzzling mobile From Haifa/points north via 2: 1. Turn right onto kaplan street from 2 south 2. at Azrieli junction turn right onto Kaplan Street 3. drive up Kaplan, when possible make a U turn 4. drive back east on Kaplan, turn right to Elazar David st. Park your gas guzzling mobile Lost? Call Meirav and tell her you're an idiot- 054-4682008