14 May, 2009

Hash Trash Run 787, Directions Run 788

Some of us drove all over Rishon trying to find the start for 45 minutes... the circle was eventually found and the pack was assured that since 3 people had set the trail there would be LOTS OF FLOUR. You know what that meant? There was no flour. The pack wandered over hill and dale, they ran along a rickety elevated platform, next to a field that sounded like it was filled with kazoo players, Dyke.Cum took a whiz in a shrubbery while we ran over a bridge and they were cheered on by some youthful miscreants. At the end beer was drunk, delicious cheesey American crackers were consumed and marveled at incessantly and Eti and Gilli were named.
 
DOWN DOWNS


HARES: RamalamablingDong, White Pointers, Squiddic/Squidgy
FRB: Diablo
DFL: Just Shaila
Virgins: Nir, Rogier
Returnees: Alon, Nir
Nice Try On the Hash Gear: Just Shaila
Wee Wee Wee All the Way Home: Dyke.Cum
Short Cutting Bastard(s): LongHorny, Nir, Alon
Feminists on the March/Not Showing Us Yer Tits: Semen, Crocsucker, Border Bitch
Misplaced the Hash Table: Caveman

 
DIRECTIONS to RUN 788-
WHERE: The corner of Ben Yehuda and Gordon (i.e., in front of Wet Pussy and Dyke.Cum's place - this implies no culpability on their part - it only implies parking [sort of]). 
 
WHEN: Saturday, May 16th, 4pm.
 
Hare: Fatty Tatty, 057 420 6720
 
HASH WEEKEND
Email Wet Pussy if you're interested in joining the campout.
 
HASH ROSTER!
Penis Pan                       5/23/09

Quikie                              5/30/09

Goldmember                  6/6/09

Ragip                              6/13/09

Shaila                              6/20/09 Etti                                   6/27/09
Amboho                           7/4/09


FINAL QUIZ NIGHT OF THE SEASON!!

The next quiz night will be on Friday, May 15th at Aaron and Margaret Ben-Shoshan's home in Herzliya Pituach.  Please arrive by 7:30 so that we can start on time.  Also, remember to bring snacks and drinks to share. 

The address is 6 Sara Street.  Directions from Tel Aviv:  Take the Highway 2 to the Kfar Shmaryahu exit.  Make a left at the light into Herzilya Pituach and continue straight on Keren HaYessod Street.  Go straight through one rotary and at the second rotary make a right onto Wingate Street.  Make your second possible left onto Sara Street.
 
This will be the last Quiz Night until September.

On-on!
Hash Scribe