01 April, 2009



The Haifa excursion

We assembled in the parking lot at Cinema City.  Russian Bride made a surprise appearance.  We loaded the bus with beer.  We speculated about the drinking capacity of sailors.  We then loaded more crates of beer until the boot was full and off we headed to Haifa (via Ein Hod). 

We arrived at Gate 5 of the port and were greeted by our fellow hashers, Russ and Rob. Lengthy discussions with security ensued.  Eventually we were granted entry.  Once all the big kids finally let the tour progress past the helicopter, we were given a wonderfully informative tour of HMS St Albans. Fart Smella asked a lot of questions.  Twin Peaks got distracted by the man in a towel in the bathroom.  Captain Caveman made himself comfortable in the captain seat on the bridge.  And for those who were just hanging to learn more about 'supercavitation', further information reading material can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ VA-111_Shkval.

After a quick lunch, we regrouped at Gate 5 and circled up with 50 plus sailor boys and girls.  The hares, Russ and Rob, explained their peculiar marking system.  We checked it out. We ran. We stopped the traffic.  We had eggs thrown at us from windows above.  There was a minor altercation with a passing motorist. The driver soon realised that he was slightly out numbered one to 70 and wisely decided to drive on.  A crafty trail led us back to the main (and only) drag with watering holes three times. Us hashers learnt a few new terms like ATM and 'shave off'.  Captain America and his stooges questioned the wisdom of their hot synthetic suits after a couple of those famous Haifa hills.

We returned to the Gate 5. We had a few beers.  We circled up. We had down downs. It got a tad rowdy. We decided that we didn't like the hares' names so we put Russ and Rob on their knees which many of the crew had waited years to witness.  We welcomed Lil' Nurse and Sea Cock to our Hash family. The drunken mob descended on them with beer and flour.  Order was not restored.  The boys drank us dry. So we loaded back on to the bus. Crock Sucker gave them a parting brown eye out the window. Deliverance entertained us (as usual) with a rendition of 'Rolling' by Tina Turner.  We had a desperate pit stop at McDonalds during the journey home.  Every tree in the parking lot was occupied by a hasher.

Special thanks goes to Lil Nurse, Sea Cock, our RA Wet Pussy and Ass RA Fart Smella who pulled this event together which will be talked about for a long time to cum.

Down downs

Hares: Lil' Nurse and Sea Cock
FRB: Mike (fit American sailor with cum-to-mumma-pecs)
DFL: Crazy Kate, Becky
Birthdays: Deliverance, Capt. America
Not drinking at pit stops: They knew who they were
Sprinting to the finish: Skippy, Multi, Taff Jones
Barefoot runner: Jay
Namings: Lil' Nurse and Sea Cock

Photos of the event can be seen at http://picasaweb.google.com/holyland.hashers

After a couple of false starts, the Red Dress Run is now upon us and its time to get those frocks and fishnets ready!

Proceeds from the Red Dress Run will also be donated to the charity, The Apple House, which provides shelter to children who have suffered domestic violence and abuse and were removed from their family homes. It is currently caring for over 200 children.  If you wish to make an additional donation on the day, this would be gladly welcomed too.

When: Sat at 4 pm**, 4 April 2009
Where: Gan Hakovshim Park, South Tel Aviv
Directions: From Herzliya & North Tel Aviv, head south on Namir Road (Rt 2), turn right on Rokach Blvd.  Veer left at Tel Aviv Port on to Hayarkon St.  Follow street along beach front towards Jaffa.  At Dophinarium get to left and turn left at light (Nur Pines St) with mosque on left at corner, towards David Intercontinental Hotel.  Go to roundabout and coming back find parking at mosque or around Gan Hakovshim Park.

If lost or in need of a wardrobe consultation, call Diablo at 050 561 2123

If you want to read about the history of the Red Dress Run go to ... http://reddress.gotothehash.net/history.html

** Note the new summer hash starting time is now 4 pm.

NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.

Border Bitch                   4/11/09
Semen                            4/18/09
Deliverance                    4/25/09
Dyke.Cum                       5/2/09
Ramalamablingbong     5/9/009
Fatty Tatty                       5/16/09
Penis Pan                       5/23/09

Quikie                              5/30/09

Goldmember                  6/6/09

Ragib                               6/13/09

Shaila                              6/20/09

Etti                                   6/27/09
Virginia                           7/4/09

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