25 June, 2009

Hash Trash Run 794, DiERECTIONs for 795- On On Afterwards!

So it was a scorchingly muggy Saturday. The pack met in a park filled with birthday parties and balloons (and scary clowns). The hares set a scenic route through town, with prostate and breast exams (aka, checks for men and women, and also men with man-boobs). The halfway at Kikar Medina and no-one saw that coming (or not). They sang "If you're happy and you know it", but we only got as far as clapping our hands. We were not happy and we knowing stomping our feet, shouting hooray or any other permutations (there are a lot. The scribe knows. Her mom is a teacher.). Deliverance became consumed with running past the windows of Cake Art- we ran past the windows in hopes of seeing tiers of fondant cakes, and… art. What did we see? Piled up tables and some bags of coffee beans. What happened to truth in advertising? Longhorny ran like a gazelle- someone had his wheaties...The circle and downdowns were going smashingly, until a little kid wandered into the middle and her (his?) father scooped the kid up and moved him far, far away from our debauchery. We then named the hare, which caught the pack by surprise. Porn Queen has officially joined the hash. Welcome.



FRB: Diablo

DFL: Quickie

Hash Kit: AmboHo

Returnees: Pregnant Pause (and her bare ass cheeks), R2D2, C3PO, Rocket

25 Runs: Long Horny

Pull Out! Pull Out! Amboho

Late Cummer: Penis Pan 

Directions to Run 795- On On Farewell to Diablo and Swamp Monster after the hash!

Hare: Twin Peaks

Location:Cheerio Park, Herzilya Patoooey, 4pm

How the heck do I get there?   Take the Highway 2 to the Kfar Shmaryahu exit.  Make a left at the light into Herzilya Pituach and continue straight on Keren HaYessod Street.  Go straight through one rotary and at the second rotary make a right onto Wingate Street.  Large grassy knoll will be visible. Meet there. We've met there before. You should remember

On On Afterwards at 6 Sara Street (Casa del Deliverance), right off of Cheerio Park.

Lost? You poor directionally challenged bastard- Call Twin Peaks 052 874 3662


New and Improved Hare Roster… from now until infinity!

Remember, if you can't set on the weekend you've been VOLUNTOLD for, YOU are responsible for finding a replacement sucker


27-Jun Twin Peaks
4-Jul Merav
11-Jul AmboHo
18-Jul Caveman
25-Jul White Pointers
1-Aug Deliverance
8-Aug Border Bitch
15-Aug Penis Pan
22-Aug Croc Sucker
29-Aug Semen
5-Sep Wet Pussy
12-Sep Fatty Tatty
19-Sep Quickie
26-Sep Long Horny
3-Oct Desperate Housewife
10-Oct Goldmember
17-Oct Fart Smeller


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