27 November, 2006

HASH TRASH - RUN 657

IMPORTANT HASH WEEKEND ANNOUNCEMENT:
MAKE YOUR SPA RESERVATIONS ASAP (SEE BELOW)
OR NO BACK-RUBS FOR YOU!!!
 
HASH TRASH - RUN 657
Place: Herzliya Pituach
Hare: Lager Lout (aided by Pussycat)
 
The Vegetable Run
 
The Hare reports: "A glorious sunny day for Hashing, or going to the beach, or doing a thousand other things....... but we Hash! Obviously vegetables are in short supply at the moment judging by the few that showed up with any!
 
"But then a bus load of 'vegetables' turned up - aka The Jerusalem Hash !! (and Pregnant Pause!) I've been Hashing 205 times with the Holyland Hash and we've never been Hash-Crashed before!
 
"Yours truly, Lager Lout, for those who don't know, is not a runner - to say the least. Unfortunately I, along with another walker, Pussy Cat -aged 12 - were the Hares. Now when you get the biggest crowd of Hashers we've seen in ages descending in Herzliya Pituach with only walkers for Hares - it could be a slight cause for concern! However, it turned out to be a proper run - a runners run - an absolutely-not-for-wimps run. 7.2km  according to Captain Cavemans super-duper watch thing!
 
"In and around the industrial zone, making sure the trail was safety conscious and road crossings were done on the zebras (which most of the pack ignored) and to the half-way on the grassy banks of Maskit St. car park for a rendition of One Potato -Two Potato. To cries of "Where are the holds!" it was back on the road for the second gruelling half. This took the pack round the other part of the industrial zone and down the hill to the place where half of Israel go on a Saturday - The Marina.
 
"The lack of holds was still the topic of conversation when the pack returned. Now maybe it was ants that ate the blob in the middle but kindly left the circle or maybe running only 200 yards before stopping is the kind of running even I could do! Whichever, I thought I'd done good - considering. With so many marathon runners in the pack surely it shouldn't have been a problem! I've decided Hashers will always find something to moan about.
 
Down Downs
Hares: Lager Lout & Pussy Cat
FRB: Phil (JH3)
Returnees: Pregnant Pause, Pat (see below) Never F**cker
Hash Crashers: The Jerusalem Hash
Marathoner: Captain Caveman (congrats - 4hrs 27mins 26secs if memory serves me well)
Just for being French: Oui Oui Oui (JH3)
Naming: Doggy Style (formerly known at Pat)*
 
"There was probably more, and I apologise to those I've missed, but Dead Boring's handwriting is illegible and he didn't write much down so it's mostly from memory - which isn't great!
 
"Woodcock, the JH3 RA took over for a few Down Downs for the Jerusalem Hash and more beer was consumed whilst we chit-chatted. All in all a fab time was had by all."
* Boston Creamed adds: I take it this is for her predilection for adopting horny hounds... the four-legged kind, you filthy minded things!
 
HARE RAISING ACTIVITY
The new Hare Raiser is hard at work on the new roster and would still like to know if there are Hares out there with preferred dates for Hash-setting. Please inform Twin Peaks, via this address, as her Internet connection goes out when it rains or when it's sunny outside.
 
THIS IS IT... THE HOLYLAND-HHH WEEKEND HAS COME
PLEASE NOTE RUNS 658 AND 659 WILL BE HELD AT THE HASH WEEKEND
Place: Kibbutz Tze'elim
Date:  1 - 3 December 2006
Directions:
By car coming from America, England, Scotland, Holland, Petah-Tikwa, Herzliya Pituah, Rishon-Lezion, Ramat-Gan and Kfar-Saba take Route # 4 South.
Drive in the direction of Ashkelon and carry straight on.
At the Yad Mordekhay jnct. (# 42) turn left until Gilat jnct. right (# 241) direction Ofaqim and carry straight on until a sign which tell left to Ze'elim
 
Phone of Kibbutz Tze'elim :
08 - 9989268
 
Map (blurry and in Hebrew):
 
Dr. Do-little, who has labored long and hard to get this thing together, asks that participants get their spa (massage, holistic pulsing etc.) reservations in fast as possible. He writes:

"Rough schedule for this BIG weekend:
Friday, Dec. 1:
-- Check-in to your room as early as 2.00 p.m.
-- 658th H-HHH "Run" at 6.30 p.m. Hares: Our Hash brat's, Pussy Cat, R2 D2, C3PO and Nathalia
-- Following Run, a BBQ at around 8.00 p.m.
-- For the BBQ the H-HHH will provide the meat, houmous, pitot etc.
-- H-HHH will provide all the booze !!
-- You should bring salads and side dishes to share.
 
Saturday, Dec. 2:
-- Breakfast in the kibbutz dinnig room  from 8.30 - 10.00 a.m. 
-- Free time until 659th H-HHH Run at 3.00 p.m. Hares Dead Boring and Dr. Do-Little
-- Dinner at 7.00 p.m. in Bedouin tent "Madphuna" - traditional Bedouin meal.
 
Sunday, Dec. 3:
-- Breakfast from 6.30 - 9.00 a.m.   
-- Check-out time is 10.00 a.m.
 
"For those going this weekend, we provide the following checklist of things to make sure you bring:
-- Bathing suits (you might bring along some extra towels)
-- Warm clothing for the evening.
-- Flash lights (electric torches to you Brits)
-- Salads and side dishes for the BBQ.
 
"Regarding the treatments we have two kinds:
1) Swiss massage- this is the most common treatment: the cost is NIS 170 for an hour and NIS nis for half an hour.
2) Holistic-pulsing- this is a very gentle and relaxing treatment, you can find more information on the following web site: www.holistic-pulsing.com

"The prices are the same and I am still waiting for an answer from the lady how does these treatments whether she will be here this weekend. Please keep in mind that we have to book the treatment ahead.
 
"The H-HHH Mismanagement Committee wishes you all a great weekend.
Signed, Dr. Do-Little, GM
054 -4453106
Cheers and On-on!"
 
BALLS, I SAY, BALLS!!!
There's still room for a few more at the Hash table
British Embassy Annual Christmas Ball
December 16th
David Intercontinental Hotel, Tel Aviv
Evening commences at 19.00 hrs & includes cocktail reception, dinner and drinks
DJ and dancing and a prize draw for charity raffle
$75 (US) or NIS 340 per ticket
Dress: Black tie
Contact Lager Lout - ruthfretwell@hotmail.com
 
AND... FOR THOSE NOT ON THE HASH WEEKEND
1.12.2006 - Modi'in Run – 5k, 14k
Contact: 08-9702210 - Hanan Danziger
 
ALSO...
7.12.2006 - Beit Shean Half Marathon-Israel Championship - 21.1k
Contact: 04-6065887 - Liko Farhi
 
IN CLOSING...
A sing-along beer song:
http://www2.b3ta.com/beer/
 
-- Boston Creamed



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