HASH TRASH - RUN 656

THIS WEEK - IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT HASH WEEKEND, BRITISH EMBASSY BALL, UPCOMING RUNS AND THE SCOOP ON DOG POOP!

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HASH TRASH - RUN 656
Place: Savyon
Hare: Twin Peaks

A Very Brady Run
The Hare had promised a crappy run but Fer Fox Sake reports that it was "a very good crappy run" indeed. "Through the tree-lined streets of Savyon the pack descended," FFS says. "Not that it was much of a pack but On-on they ran." Speaking of packs and crap, apparently the residents of Savyon don't care where their dogs defecate, which is ironic, given that this is the leading urban community in Israel in terms of socio-economic status.

The halfway point circle was marked by a "?", which was initially interpreted by the pack as a question mark. However, it transpired that the Hare actually wanted the group to sing Joe The Button* but couldn't remember the words. Her request for help quickly spun out of control, hovered overhead briefly, then sank into the mire of poltiical correctness -- or the lack thereof -- as members debated whether Joe has six "brats" or "blacks". It took six attempts to get past the first verse. The last verse also went straight into the anti-PC gutter, as the male pack members ruminated over how Josephine The Button would pull hers out ("She pushes harder and pulls it out faster").**

The second half of the run was a gentle amble through the streets of Savyon where, FFS observes, half the houses look like they were designed by Mike Brady -- and those are the nice ones! C3P0 and R2D2 started out running but quickly decided to short-cut back, chaperoned by Deliverance who, as victim to what she termed "a brat attack" was exempted from SCB status.

Let it be known that Boston Creamed, Diabolo, Fer Fox Sake and colleague Mike, as well as Roy's better half Andrea, and Taco Balls, all represented the Hash proudly at the Eyal Run in Ramat HaSharon earlier that day. The weather was great, it was a good run (one of the few in Israel that takes place on a Saturday) and they handed out Nike-brand bananas (!) and T-shirts at the end.

Speaking of T-shirts, Dead Boring and Stroker were gifted with Rome Marathon ones, and posters too! Even though there's really no need now to actually run the race, we wish them all the best as they start training next week.

Down-downs included the appointment of a new Disorganzation Committee for the next six months (see below) and the Hash Weekend (see below, too). More importantly, Down-downs were capped off by a naming ceremony, chiefest delight of every Hasher, exceeding even the joy of discovering shiny new shoes on some poor shmuck's feet. As a defense attache, names like "Brief Case" were considered but in honor of the US Air Force's achievements, it was decided that T.C. would henceforth be known as "Shock & Awe". I bet he was.

* Prompt (case sensitive) - User ID: shiggy / Password: gispert
** Huh? Please address all explanations to Boston Creamed at this address. Best answers to be posted next week. Include diagrams as necessary.

Down-downs
Hare - Twin Peaks
FRB - Dead Boring
Returnee - Diabolo
SCB - Dr. Do-little
Hash Name - Shock & Awe (formerly T.C.)
Displaying Pathetically Excessive Knowlege of Celebrity Weddings - Bravefart, Deliverance, Twin Peaks
Got The Shirt, No Need to Run the Race - Dead Boring, Stroker
Just for Being Hash Brats - C3P0, Deliverance, Free Willy, Rocket, R2D2



Disorganization Committee for H1 2007
RA - Fer Fox Sake
Assistant RA (SRA)- Dead Boring
Hare Raiser - Twin Peaks
Hash Cash - Deliverance
Beermeister Raiser - Lager Lout
Hash Trash - Boston Creamed
GM - Dr Do-little
Let it also be noted that Bravefart, Diabolo, and Shock & Awe expressed a willingness to help with anything, an offer we can hardly refuse...



HARE RAISING REMODEL
The new Hare Raiser would like to know if the Hares out there have any preferred dates for Hash-setting. Please inform Twin Peaks, via this address, so she can prepare the new 2007 roster. Any dates left blank will be filled in alphabetical order.


DIRECTIONS TO RUN 657
Place: Herzliya Pituach
Time: 3:00
Date: November 25, 2006

Lager Lout writes: "This is a Thanksgiving Hash when we give thanks to the seed companies for producing vegetables for our dinners. Bring a vegetable !!!!!!!!
"Coming from east, west, north or south of Herzliya Pituach exit the '2' at the Hasira Junction and head towards the sea and the Marina on Abba Eban St. At the traffic lights before the Marina turn right on Wingate St. Take the first road on the left - Struma, just in front of the first row of houses. Park next to the dirt carpark.
"For those of you who live in HP.........................figure it out!!!!
"Hopefully your Hares will be there before you but if not you'll be there before us!!!! ON ON"
Lost? Call Lager Lout & Pussy Cat - 054 69 33 287

CHRISTMAHASH IS A-COMING
NOTE: PLEASE CONFIRM ATTENDANCE & HAND OVER THE MONEY TO LAGER LOUT, PRONTO!
British Embassy Annual Christmas Ball
December 16th
David Intercontinental Hotel, Tel Aviv
Evening commences at 19.00 hrs & includes cocktail reception, dinner and drinks
DJ and dancing and a prize draw for charity raffle
$75 (US) or NIS 340 per ticket
Dress: Black tie
Contact Lager Lout - ruthfretwell@hotmail.com


AND... REGISTRATION CLOSED FOR THE 23rd ANNUAL GLIL YAM RUN
What a bummer.
http://www.shvoong.co.il/bike/glilyam/
http://www.shvoong.co.il/checkSession.asp

OH WELL, TWO MORE RUNS ARE COMING UP
1.12.2006 - Modi'in Run – 5k, 14k
Contact: 08-9702210 - Hanan Danziger
http://www.shvoong.co.il/bike/modiin/
NOTE: Conflicts with Hash weekend.

7.12.2006 - Beit Shean Half Marathon-Israel Championship - 21.1k
Contact: 04-6065887 - Liko Farhi
http://snipurl.com/12vay

IN CLOSING... HOW TO CLEAN DOG POOP OFF RUNNING SHOES
http://www.howtocleananything.com/tipdetails.asp?tid=845

AND... HOW TO FOLD A T-SHIRT
http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jhtml?type=content&id=stv100015&layout=martha

ALSO... HOW TO ANNOUNCE THE HASH WEEKEND WITH CLASS & STYLE
http://www.pee-mail.com/mail.php/855532
Hash Weekend 1 - 3 December '06
Kibbutz Tze'elim, Northern Negev
For more details, Dr. D's your man - avi.scb@gmail.com

-- Boston Creamed


HASH SCRIBE
www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

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