HASH TRASH - RUN 662

HASH TRASH - RUN 662
'Twas the Hash Before Christmas

Place: Herzliya Pituach
Hare: Bravefart aided by Dead Boring

'Twas the Hash before Christmas and all through Pituaccchhh,
Was a chill in the air and a great deal of ruaccchhh.

The Holyland Hashers lived up to their name,
Red n' green season's greetings were a part of the game.

St. Nicholas joined the group at the first hold,

But even Swamp Monster knew the elf wasn't that old.

Bravefart the Hare decked her halls in bright tinsel,
Golden bells, angels, a small little minstrel...

She got a Down-down for missing a spot.
Nippy weather's okay but on Fabi's shirt -- not!

Never (that fucker) wore a mistletoe sprig,

Though it might have been holly or some other twig.

RA Fer Fox Sake, now returned from Iraq,

Stopped for a bit of a neighborly talk.

Dead Boring, Diablo, Dr. D all played Santa,
Boston got grilled about things that are tantra.

Lager Lout gave the group cause for some fear,
Expressing a wish for espresso, not beer.

But Mum and Dad Fretwell then set things aright,
Downing their Down-downs -- the kids are alright.

The run was deemed festive. Now, filled with good cheer,
No decision yet made 'bout the first run of the year --

We send a call out to Hashers undispersed.
Let us know if you plan to be here on the First.

Jumping into the sea's just a lil bit o' heaven,
And a great way to start out 2007!

Down-downs
Hares - Bravefart, Dead Boring
FRB - Boston Creamed
Nicked Saint Nicks - Dead Boring, Diablo, Dr. Do-little
Nipple Tree - Bravefart
Returnees - Dead Boring, Fer Fox Sake, Mr. & Mrs. Fretwell
Caffeinated - Lager Lout
Drinking from the Pavement - Diablo

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 663
Date: Saturday, December 30th
Time: 15:00 (3:00pm)
Place: Parking lot near the Diaspora Museum, Tel Aviv University Campus, Ramat Aviv

Directions:
From Herzliya, Kfar Shmaryahu and other points north
Take Highway 2 towards Tel Aviv - it becomes Namir Rd.
Turn LEFT onto Keren Kayemet St.
Turn RIGHT onto Haim Levanon St.
Turn LEFT onto Klatchkin St.
Follow Klatchkin through traffic circle - it becomes Klausner St.
The parking lot will be on your LEFT, opposite Tel Aviv University gate #2 and the Diaspora Museum.

Or...
Take Ayalon SOUTH (Highway #20) towards Tel Aviv
Get off at Keren Kayemet exit (also called KKL)
Turn RIGHT onto Keren Kayemet St.
Turn LEFT onto Haim Levanon St.

Turn LEFT onto Klatchkin St.

Follow Klatchkin through traffic circle - it becomes Klausner St.

The parking lot will be on your LEFT, opposite Tel Aviv University gate #2 and the Diaspora Museum.

From Rokach Blvd.
Follow signs to Tel Aviv University - head uphill towards the campus
Follow George Wise St. through traffic circle -- it becomes Klausner St.
The parking lot will be on your RIGHT, opposite Tel Aviv University gate #2 and the Diaspora Museum.

Map (in Hebrew)
http://snipurl.com/15riy
Lost? Call Stroker at 054 455 6223

AND... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 2007!
Online Countdowns to 2007
http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/newyear.html
http://www.calendardate.com/year2007.php

The Coolest Online Clocks -- Ever!
http://yugop.com/ver3/index.asp?id=29
http://yugop.com/ver3/index.asp?id=31

Time Ticker
http://www.timeticker.com/

PLUS... MOM, HASH TRASH SAID A DIRTY WORD!

Hash Scribe has been called onto the carpet for censoring the spelling of one particular Hasher's name. This was done not out of prurience, but simply to circumvent overly-enthusiastic Spam filters which have become increasingly vigilant, throwing out all real mail and allowing passage only to advertisements for sex aids*, hair tonic and other forms of snake oil. So here's the test - let's see if we can write a message that includes the word Neverfucker and send it out via a mass Yahoo! e-mailing during the holiday season. This should be good.

*One never had penis** envy till the Internet. Now one thinks one might be missing something.

**Oops! There's another word that'll get us Spam-filtered for sure!***

*** Can one footnote a footnote?

ALSO... GO ELF YOURSELF
Slightly out of season but still good
http://www.elfyourself.com/

SAVE THE DATE! JANUARY 12th IS QUIZ NIGHT

It will be in Herzliya Pituach. Further details in 2007.

COMING UP: THE 30th ANNUAL TIBERIAS MARATHON
4.1.2007 - Tiberias Marathon - Israel Championship - 42k - Contact: 03-6441649 - Israel Athletics Association
http://www.tiberias-marathon.co.il/en/

MORE UPCOMING RUNS
17.2.2007 - Ein Gedi Half Marathon - 10k, 21k - Contact: 08-6688844 - Yaakov Akrish
23.2.2007 - Israeli Field Run Championship - 10k - Contact: 03-6486256 - Israel Athletics Association
9.3. 2007 - 2007 Eilat Three Borders Half Marathon - 21k - Contact: Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
19.3.2007 - Jerusalem Half Marathon - 10k, 21k - Contact: 02-6298047/8 - Simon Avraham
23.3.2007 - 18th Annual Ra'anana Run - 10k - Contact: 09-7610336 - Zion Dahan
28.4.2007 - Herzliya Run - 2k, 10k - Contact: dovevm@gmail.com - Dovev Mazor

IN CLOSING... THE RETURN OF WOODCOCK

Hurrah! Captain Caveman has forwarded Hash Trash the following glad tidings: "Well I'm packed and ready to go and wouldn't you know it I've been informed by my boss that I will be returning to Israel! We are truly located in the land of miracles! So I'll be back after 27 Jan for another tour... Israel's not rid of me yet, hahahahaha! -- Woodcock"

Expect more joint activities with the Jerusalem Hashers to follow.

On-on! -- Boston Creamed


HASH SCRIBE
www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

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