12 May, 2011

Hash Trash Run 893, Directions to Run 894

Hello, Spirit-Fingered Sunflowers!

Hashers met in Herut on a sunny afternoon. STD finally introduced her pet leopleurodon to the Hash (which turned out to be faster than the rest of us), and Caveman led the pack and we started running through the streets and shiggy. 

Some hashers kept complaining that some of Deliverance's buff bodyguards are distracting, so to please the crowds, she gave the word and they took off with their jet-packs.

After some time, we arrived at the circle to be greeted by a pleasant surprise: Fred and Wilma Flintstone decided to join us for the hals-way. They were, however, disappointed because the hares (Justin & Andy) chose that we sing Dick In a Box: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

Following the half-way, the race for FRB was clearly on again but ended abruptly with Itch My Rail taking a dive into the Pool of Eternal Despair. Some hashers, in a desperate attempt, abseiled into the bottomless abyss, with no luck - they were no match for the Gnarl of Death . They will be deeply missed.

Galloping away on our unicorns, we finally arrived at the Wisdom-Willow and begged the Oracle for directions. We kept going, not sure we will ever find our way out of Narnia, when suddenly Twin Peaks revealed her greatest gift: she tapped her heels three times, and we were all back at the circle.

Ouzo was poured, and the hashers stepped through the time-portal to go home. 

BTW - not to fret, the Banana-King was defeated.

Down-Downs Run 893:
Hares: Spit or Swallow, Betty Cocker
FRB: Usain Bolt
DFL: Itch My Rail
Virgins: Mary, Just Justin Bieber
Golden Shower: Oonami
Visiting Hasher: Diablo
Reliever: Bottom Cough
Puberty: Simba
Taming the Green Cyclops: Stiff Meat
Wedding Proposal: Fairy Godmother
Blast from the Past: Jekyll
25 Runs: Capt. Caveman
No Hash Gear: Daffy Duck
Clearly Out of Ideas: Fart Smella

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 894:
Meeting time: Saturday May 14th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: HaParsa 8, Ramat-Gan.
  1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
  2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
  3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
  4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
  5. Up the hill and turn RIGHT onto HaParsa street.
I know I'm spoiling you guys rotten, but what the heck, here's a Google Map.
Lost? Call Twin Peaks 052 874 3662

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Other messages:

Hare roster - are you there?!
#895 May 21 - Capt. Caveman
#896 May 28 - Boston Creamed
#897 Jun 4 - Goldmember
#898 Jun 11 - Betty Cocker
#899 Jun 18 - Floater
#900 Jun 25 - Fluffer
#901 Jul 2 - Stiff Meat
#902 Jul 9 - The Gonadfather
#903 Jul 16 - Quickie
#904 Jul 23 - AmboHo
#905 Jul 30 - Grave Robber

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