24 January, 2007

HASH TRASH - Run 666

HASH TRASH - RUN 666
That Ol' Devil Run
Place: Megiddo
Hare: Diablo (of course!), aided by Turn-Ho and Loose Caboose
 
Humble Scribe could not make Run 666 but received the following report from one who was there (a big thank-you to Deliverance!):  
 
"A cold, very windy day.  We were waiting at the Picasso parking lot for quite a while and our fears that no bus would come were becoming a reality when we noticed a lost looking bus and driver.  We all boarded the bus and we were driving off when Do-little noticed that Deliverance's car window was down. After madly scrambling to find her keys in four different bags and stopping traffic, she found the keys and rolled up the window and we were off! 
 
"We enjoyed Bloody Mary's and various salty snacks and watched an overly loud Monty Python video while riding on the bus. 
 
"After about an hour and one bad car wreck later, we turned into a clearing and the bus did a little off-roading in our vain attempt to find Har Megiddo.  We got back onto the highway and found the elusive mountain only to realize that it was a national park and no fires could be lit on the premises. So, somebody decided to go back to the clearing where we had off-roaded and set up there.  The Devil (Diablo) and his minions (Turn-ho and Loose Caboose) set off with much flour and a 10 minute head start to set the trail. 
 
"The rest of the Hashers circled up and were given many useless 666 facts* by none other than Fer Fox Sake, the King of Useless Trivia.  Off we went through hill and dell chasing the devil.  At first there was a lot of coverage provided by the forest but quickly the evil trail led through farming fields and flat land.  We turned into the only secluded spot in the area and had a half way circle.  There was also the discovery that the mouthpiece of the Hash Horn had been lost during the chase. 
 
"With a rousing rendition of 'Sympathy for the Devil', The Devil and his helpers continued their mission with absolutely no cover.  As we were nearing the finish we ran into carload of late Hashers that had come to join us.  After gleefully taking their money, we all stood and ate our barbecue.  No picnic tables.  We turned the luggage compartment into a buffet.
 
"More Monty Python, more drinks, more car crashes, traffic, a long bathroom stop and we were back in Herzliya."
 
* Boston Creamed adds: Couldn't get the list from FFS but here are a few found by searching Satan's playground, Google: 
666 has been studied extensively by mathematicians because of its many interesting properties. http://users.aol.com/s6sj7gt/mike666.htm
 
Prince Charles of Wales = 666 in Hebrew & English
http://www.greaterthings.com/News/PrinceCharles/index.html
 

Earth is carbon-based. In a typical sample of carbon 98.9% of carbon atoms have 6 protons, 6 electrons and 6 neutrons
 
Down-downs
Hares: Diablo, Loose Caboose, Turn-Ho
Front Running Devil:  Diablo
Short Cutting Devil:  Dr. Doolittle
Fast Devils:  R2D2, C3P0
Horn Loser:  Deliverance
Devil T-Shirts:  Twin Peaks
Dildo Lens:  Lager Lout
Horn Seeker:  For Fox Sake
Milli Vanilli:  Stroker
200 Runs:  Pussycat and Dead Boring
125 Runs:  Goldmember
25 Runs:  In and Out
Grandparents:  Goldmember and In and Out
 
DIRECTIONS TO RUN 667
Date: Saturday, January 27
Time: 3:00 pm
Place: Sharon Beach National Park
 
Deliverance writes: "Dear Hashers -- Run 667 will be at the Sharon Beach National Park.  From Tel Aviv and Herzliya:  Take the coastal road to the Gaash/Shefayim exit.  At the roundabout take a left and go through the little tunnel.  At the next roundabout take an immediate right.  Continue down the street past the Ace Hardware Shoppping Center until you come to another roundabout.  Go around the roundabout and left past the big bookstore.  Continue straight through the next and final roundabout.  Continue up the dirt road as it curves to the left and the parking will be on your right.  Please no dogs on this Hash!  Nothing personal, it's the law."
 
If you get lost, call Deliverance 054-300-5092
 
 
PLUS... BACK TO THE OLD GRIND: UPCOMING RUNS
18.2.2007 - The 24nd Dead Sea Half-Marathon
Ein-Gedi, Dead Sea, ISRAEL
Sign-up deadline: February 10
http://www.shvoong.co.il/Deadsea-halfmarathon/
 
23.2.2007 - Israeli Field Run Championship - 10k - Contact: 03-6486256 - Israel Athletics Association
9.3. 2007 - 2007 Eilat Three Borders Half Marathon - 21k - Contact: Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
19.3.2007 - Jerusalem Half Marathon - 10k, 21k - Contact: 02-6298047/8 - Simon Avraham
23.3.2007 - 18th Annual Ra'anana Run - 10k - Contact: 09-7610336 - Zion Dahan
28.4.2007 - Herzliya Run - 2k, 10k - Contact: dovevm@gmail.com - Dovev Mazor
 
AND... THE NEXT QUIZ NIGHT - FEBRUARY 9th
A reminder will be sent out with details or be in touch with Lager Lout.
 
On-on! -- Boston Creamed


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posted by Rachel N. at 3:46 PM