HASH TRASH - Run 665.5
THIS WEEK: RUN 666 MEETING POINT INFO...
RUN 666 BBQ INFO (BRING STUFF)...
RUN 666 T-SHIRT INFO...
JERUSALEM HASHER PARTY INFO...
THE NEXT QUIZ NIGHT...
SATAN REVEALS HIMSELF AS BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR !!!
SCROLL DOWN... DOWN... DOWN... DOWN...
HASH TRASH - RUN 665.5
Poop in Pituach
Place: Herzliya Pituach
Hare: Shock & Awe, aided by Doggie Style
Circle up did we Hashers by the dinosaur topiary of Herzliya Pituach, the origins of which are quite mysterious. Why topiary? Wherefore dinosaurs? How did they get the purple flowers to grow out of the eye sockets? Googling both in Hebrew and English has yielded nothing, but one thing is certain: these are the only animals in town not roaming free to deposit doo-doo wherever they like.
The run was excellently marked with plenty of long running stretches, and was perfectly timed so that walkers and runners met up almost simultaneously. The half-way point song was Barney ("Bowdler of the 20th century") the Purple Dinosaur's "I Love You, You Love Me", a song so sickly sweet that, as FFS pointed out, it practically begs for a Hash version. And so, here it is, courtesy of the Big-Hump Hash House Harriers of Saint Louis, Missouri. The first part, at least, follows the Barney song:
I LIKE BEER
I like beer
Can't you see?
When I drink I am happy!
Pale ale, dark lager
Tasty, foamy brew
I lift my cup and drink to you!
If we keep on drinkin' and drinkin'
If we keep on sucking it down
If the beer bitch pours like a river
Till we start to stumble around
If you're losing control of your bladder
And you hope that soon we'll be through
If you think that it's time for the circle to end
There's only one thing you can do-oo
Drink it down, down, down..
Which brings us neatly to the Down-downs. There were many returnees in the wake of holiday breaks and inclement weather; many people armed with light sabers, at least two people who will never ever complain about anything ever again, and one person who got a graphic lesson in grammar (or was it anatomy?) from Deliverance. Dawg!
Down-downs
Hares - Shock & Awe, Doggie Style
Father & Son FRBs - Diablo, Swamp Monster
SCB - Dr. Do-little
Jedi Masters - Ben 10, C3P0, R2D2, Swamp Monster
Returnees - Deliverance, Doggie Style, Lager Lout, Loose Caboose, Michelle, Shock & Awe, Turn-Ho, Twin Peaks
The Only People Not Fouling HP with Dog Poo - Doggie Style, Lager Lout
PMS Hasher - Boston Creamed*
Contravening Conventions - Deliverance
Whinging Wendies - Boston Creamed, Deliverance
Prostrated by Prostate Problems - Fer Fox Sake
*Request chocolate-flavored beer next month, please.
AND... IT'S HE-ERE... RUN 666 - THE ARMAGEDDON RUN !!!
Hare: Diablo, aided by Loose Caboose and Turn-Ho
Directions to bus-pick up point
Date: January 20, 2007
Time: 10:45am (bus departs for Megiddo at 11:00am)
Place: Parking lot next to Picasso restaurant
Ramat Yam St., Herzliya Pituach
Price: NIS 50 (discount for kids). Visitors to H4 add NIS 40 per T-shirt.
NOTE: THERE WILL BE A ON-ON BARBECUE AFTER THE RUN !!!
Bring meat, salads, canapes, desert items, etc. etc.
Fire and liquid refreshment will be provided.
Directions:
Route 2 to Kfar Shmaryahu exit.
Keren HaYesod to Wingate St.
LEFT on Wingate to Sharon Sq. (also called DeShalit Sq.)
RIGHT onto Galei Tchelet around the square and
RIGHT uphill towards Ramat Yam St. and Sharon Hotel.
Picasso & parking is on the LEFT
Keren HaYesod to Wingate St.
LEFT on Wingate to Sharon Sq. (also called DeShalit Sq.)
RIGHT onto Galei Tchelet around the square and
RIGHT uphill towards Ramat Yam St. and Sharon Hotel.
Picasso & parking is on the LEFT
Map:
Lost? Call Diablo: 050 561 2123
IMPORTANT RUN 666 T-SHIRT INFO
There's still time to order... I think...
This is a LAST CALL to order RUN 666 T-shirts before the run. After that, you can go down to the Pongo T-shirt store in Tel Aviv where they have the design on file and have one printed up on the spot. We'll also have the regular Holyland HHH logo on file, too.
Pongo
98 Dizengoff St., Tel Aviv
Tel: 03 527 3245
Ask for David who speaks English and is very helpful.
PLUS... PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT IN JERUSALEM
This missive just in from the Holy City: "Hi all -- I am co-hosting a party at Philadelphia this Saturday with a friend from the Rothberg International School at Hebrew U. It would be great to see you there, especially as there should be some new faces! There will be a DJ and dancing, though not compulsory, is strongly advised. See you on Saturday. -- Briony"
http://tinyurl.com/2qdljv
PLS NOTE: THE NEXT QUIZ NIGHT
Lager Lout writes: " Hi Folks, A date for your diaries... Get those thinking caps on!! The next quiz is on Friday, February 9th. That's right!! 3 weeks on Friday!! A reminder will be sent out with details nearer the time."
IN CLOSING... I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME
The Jihad to Destroy Barney Roleplaying Game
Under the benevolent guise of a children's television host, the Demon Lord B'harne seeks to destroy the minds of children and adults and bind them to his tyrannical will.
Barney Minesweeper
http://www.idleworm.com/gms/brnym.shtml
Barney Fun Page - Makes Holes in Barney
http://impressive.net/games/barney/fun.cgi
Barney Charged with Violating Website Owner's Free Speech Rights
http://www.internetnews.com/bus-news/article.php/3628361
Best quote: "Barney is quite an aggressive litigant," von Lohmann said.
AND... IN KEEPING WITH THE THEME OF RUN 666
Barney is Evil Incarnate
And there's a picture to prove it!
On-on! -- Boston Creamed
HASH SCRIBE
www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com
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posted by Rachel N. at 2:06 PM
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