21 November, 2007

Hash Trash Run 708 - Directions Run 709

Run 708 - The ADHD Hash
It wasn't hot. We had a Hash. We ran in Herzliya Pituach. We had a beer stop. We sang a song*. We kept running. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. We went home.
* HASH HOUSE HARRIERS (sung to the tune of "The Addams Family Theme")
Their drinking is compulsive
Their running is convulsive
They're morally repulsive
The Hash House Harriers
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da (snap fingers twice)

Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They're running in the nude in
The Hash House Harriers

Da da da da (snap fingers twice)... etc.
Down-downs for Run 708
Hare - Deliverance
FRB - Russian Bride
Virgin - Erin
DFL - Boston Creamed
SCB - Dr. Do-little
True 15k-ers - Boston Creamed, Captain Cavemen, Deliverance, Diablo
Successful Accessorizing (bring back the codpiece and the bustle!) - Fer Fox Sake, Lager Lout
Special Patches - Diablo (47 runs), Dr. Do-little (475 runs)
Refusing To Wear the FRB Bell - Caveman (standing in for Twin Peaks)

Directions to Run 709
: Herzliya Pituach
Date: November 24, 2007
Time: 3:00pm
Hare: Fer Fox Sake, who has entitled his swan song:
The Hashenteering World Championships Run as FFS prepares to F**k Off
He writes: "There remains one final FFS run - a chance to explore the neither regions armed with a map pencil and a thirst for beer. The place is Tiran Square (also known as Zion Square) in - you guessed it - Herzliya Pituach."
Directions from Tel Aviv:
Take the Coastal Road (Route 2) to Herzliya/Kfar Shmaryahu exit.  Exit left onto Keren HaYesod St. Go straight through the roundabout, then take a left at the second roundabout  Go through the roundabout at Sharon Sq. (where we met last week) and on to next roundabout. This is Tiran Sq. Make a right and park. Your Hare will be waiting for you. 
Lost? Call FFS at 0 5 4 7 4 9 4 9 2 4
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
HARE RAISER ROSTER for the rest of 2007 (and a bit of 2008)
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
 1   Outrigger - 710
 8   Lager Lout - 711
15  Russian Bride - 712
22  Diablo - 713
29  Boston Creamed - 714
January 2008
1 Captain Caveman - 715
5 Goldmember - 716
Tel Aviv Running Club
Upcoming Runs
Nov. 23 - Tel Aviv Half Marathon and 10k Run
Nov. 30 - Benaya Run (Karnei Shomron) - 10k, 5k
Nov. 31 - Modiin Run - 14k, 4k
And in the spring...
May 31 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon
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