Holyland Hash House Harriers: Hash Trash Run 708

Run 708 - The ADHD Hash

It wasn't hot. We had a Hash. We ran in Herzliya Pituach. We had a beer stop. We sang a song*. We kept running. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. We went home.

* HASH HOUSE HARRIERS (sung to the tune of "The Addams Family Theme")
Their drinking is compulsive
Their running is convulsive
They're morally repulsive
The Hash House Harriers

CHORUS
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da (snap fingers twice)

Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They're running in the nude in
The Hash House Harriers

CHORUS
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)... etc.

Down-downs for Run 708

Hare - Deliverance
FRB - Russian Bride
Virgin - Erin
DFL - Boston Creamed
SCB - Dr. Do-little
True 15k-ers - Boston Creamed, Captain Cavemen, Deliverance, Diablo
Successful Accessorizing (bring back the codpiece and the bustle!) - Fer Fox Sake, Lager Lout
Special Patches - Diablo (47 runs), Dr. Do-little (475 runs)
Refusing To Wear the FRB Bell - Caveman (standing in for Twin Peaks)

Directions to Run 709
Place: Herzliya Pituach
Date: November 24, 2007
Time: 3:00pm
Hare: Fer Fox Sake, who has entitled his swan song:

The Hashenteering World Championships Run as FFS prepares to F**k Off

He writes: "There remains one final FFS run - a chance to explore the neither regions armed with a map pencil and a thirst for beer. The place is Tiran Square (also known as Zion Square) in - you guessed it - Herzliya Pituach."

Directions from Tel Aviv:

Take the Coastal Road (Route 2) to Herzliya/Kfar Shmaryahu exit. Exit left onto Keren HaYesod St. Go straight through the roundabout, then take a left at the second roundabout Go through the roundabout at Sharon Sq. (where we met last week) and on to next roundabout. This is Tiran Sq. Make a right and park. Your Hare will be waiting for you.

Lost? Call FFS at 0 5 4 7 4 9 4 9 2 4

E-map site
http://www3.emap.co.il/index.asp

HASH HABERDASHERY

H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue

HARE RAISER ROSTER for the rest of 2007 (and a bit of 2008)
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.

December
1 Outrigger - 710
8 Lager Lout - 711
15 Russian Bride - 712
22 Diablo - 713
29 Boston Creamed - 714

January 2008

1 Captain Caveman - 715

5 Goldmember - 716

USEFUL RUNNING INFO

Tel Aviv Running Club
http://marta.org.il/english.htm

Upcoming Runs
Nov. 23 - Tel Aviv Half Marathon and 10k Run
http://gi-israel.info/clients/telaviv/maraton/minisite_marathon_v3.html
Nov. 30 - Benaya Run (Karnei Shomron) - 10k, 5k
http://shvoong.co.il/bike/Benaya/
Nov. 31 - Modiin Run - 14k, 4k
http://shvoong.co.il/bike/modiin/
And in the spring...
May 31 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon
http://www.women-tri.com/

MULTIMEDIA CORNER

Videos of Previous Runs
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM

New Flickr Photo Page Address

http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/

On-on!