Hash Trash Run 706 - Directions Run 707

Run 706 - Oooh Baby Baby!

It was hot. We had a Hash. We welcomed some new baby Hashers. We ran. We had Down-downs. We drank beer. We went home.

NOTE: Please scroll down...down...down... for a list of the most ridiculous* British laws. It's highly worthwhile.
*Or sensible.

Down-downs for Run 706

Hare: Dead Boring (possibly his final service as Hare for Holyland H3)
FRB: Captain Caveman
DFL: Twin Peaks
Returnees: R2D2, C3PO, Ben 10, Michele, Bravefart
Newbees: Jonah (Michele's 6-week old baby; Liam (Diablo's 9-month old baby)
Wrong Watch for Heart-Rate Kit: Dead Boring
Sporting a Banana Hammock (bike shorts): Dr Do-Little
Shortcutting: Dr Do-little, Russian Bride
Sitting on the Check: FerFoxSake
Walking a Constipated Pooch: Dead Boring, Lager Lout

Directions to Run 707
Place: past Kfar Sava
Date: November 10, 2007
Time: 3:00pm
Hare: Captain Caveman, Michelle and probably her kids

Take route 4 North past Kfar Sava, past the prison on your right, past the Bnai Dror Junction (which goes left to Poleg) till the next set of lights, turn Right, go past the Paz station on your right to the traffic circle and park on the right of the circle.

Lost? Don't bother showing up.*
* Although in fact Caveman's number is 052 244 5644


E-map site
http://www3.emap.co.il/index.asp

Revised Hare Raiser Roster For The Rest of 2007 (and a bit of 2008)
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
November
10 Captain Caveman- 707
17 Deliverance - 708
24 FerFoxSake - 709
December
1 Outrigger - 710
8 Lager Lout - 711
15 Russian Bride - 712
22 Diablo - 713
29 Boston Creamed - 714
January 2008
1 Captain Caveman - 715
5 Goldmember - 716

MULTIMEDIA CORNER

Blogumentation of previous runs may be viewed here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM

New Flickr Photo Page Address

http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/

USEFUL RUNNING INFO

Tel Aviv Running Club
http://marta.org.il/english.htm

Upcoming Runs
Nov. 9 - Azrieli Staircase Climb
http://www.shvoong.co.il/bike/azrieli/
Nov. 17 - Eyal Run (Ramat Hasharon) - 15k, 5k
http://www.shvoong.co.il/bike/eyal/
Nov. 23 - Tel Aviv Half Marathon and 10k Run
http://gi-israel.info/clients/telaviv/maraton/minisite_marathon_v3.html
And in the spring...
May 31 - Herzliya Women's Triathlon
http://www.women-tri.com/

IN CLOSING... The Most Ridiculous British Laws (survey results)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071106/od_afp/britainlawsoffbeat

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

On-on!

Hash Vlash/Hash Scribe

www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com