Hash Trash Run #1064, Directions to Run #1065

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1064th Hash:

"Despite the fact that is was August and it was Jerusalem, a group of some 15 hounds showed up for #1064, led by a most reprehensible delegation from Tel Aviv and shouldered by a most venerable representation from the Land of Oz. 

It was the best of trails. It was the worst of trails. The walkers overshot the beer stop, it was alleged, due to a flat tire on a stroller. This led to a watery rendition of Shitty Trail.

But all was forgotten at the Circle as the pack drank all the beer, ate all the snacks and sang all the hymns. A dirty dozen subsequently retired to the First Train Station to extend the debauchery. The First Train never arrived, so the crew departed some time after dark, bowed but not broken."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1064:

Hares: Gadhafi, Hot Box

FRB: Magically Delicious

DFL: Boston Creamed, Popo Schikse

Visitors: Jordie La Foreskin, Cesspool, Running Poo

Returnees: Crock Sucker, Just Yoram, Cummunion, Puppy Love Machine, Popo Schikse, Capt. Caveman

Shortcutting: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed, Puppy Love Machine

Overshooting the Beer Stop: Walkers

Leaking: Just about everybody
Sitting/Leaning: Too many to remember

The old Flat-tire-on-the-stroller excuse: Crock Sucker

Directions to Run 1065:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug 30th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking lot @ Hadar Yosef Stadium, Tel Aviv (here)

Maps:

• From Ayalon: Get off @ Rokach heading East and follow this
  
• From #4: Get off @ Em HaMoshavot heading West and follow this

Make a left in the car park and move to the eastern end

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit - seriously?? This was the starting point for about 20,000 hashes! Get a grip, man!

Call Captain Caveman @ 052-244-5644

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1066	06/09/2014	Fart Smella
1067	13/09/2014	Goldmember
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1063, Directions to Run #1064

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1063rd Hash:

We met in Jerusalem, a small but hardy group of Hounds from the Holy City, a fair number of "Justs" plus the intrepid Magically Delicious who braved the Sherut and made it unscathed to Rabbi Kook Street (yes, that was his name). Magic reports that she does not understand why people think Israelis have no manners! While waiting to be picked up from the taxi station, at least 3 men stopped their cars to ask if she was okay and perhaps needed a ride. Gadhafi and Hot Box were able to find both World Cup and Gaza but were unable to find the halfway point although this may be --and probably is -- due to the fact that the Hare forgot to mark a halfway circle. Just Faye joined us but had to drop out at the two-thirds mark. She will get her due later this evening when Boston Creamed meets her for dinner -- report on how that goes to follow.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1063:

Hare: Gonadfather
FRB: Just Gavriel
DFL: Just Michael
Relievers: Magically Delicious, Gonadfather
Nerd Naming: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
Returnees: Gadhafi, Hot Box
Too Much Testosterone: Just Michael
Shitty Trail & Naughty Trailers: Gonadfather, Gadhafi, Hot Box
In Absentia: All (standing in for Just Faye)

Directions to Run 1064:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug 23rd., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location:  Parking lot behind the First (Old) Train Station, Jerusalem

Maps: From: Entrance to J-Lem

Beer Stop: Yes! Go Hare!

On-After: Will be arranged at a nearby tavern if there is interest. So be interested!

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Gadhafi @ 054-697-7748

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1062, Directions to Run #1063

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1062nd Hash:

"It wasn't long till hashers assembled, some wearing short-short skirts and other adorned with diamond necklaces and riding pink unicorns. The hare spread his wings and went on to lead the pack across tiny alleyways in the busy streets of Beijing, China, all the while whistling broadway musical showtunes. Emily and Nir the virgins were quickly deflowered once word got out that their Blockbuster subscriptions expired 3 years ago, at which time Captain Caveman and Magically Delicious began to wrestle for the opportunity to be the first to drape said virgins with their golden cloaks and give them a clean shave. At the circle, Popo Schikse gave an thrilling lecture on how to properly examine one's internal organs with nothing but a pair of scissors, duct tape and 3 hamsters covered in baby oil, and to sum it all up Cummunion joined Roadkill for a lovely rendition of My Heart Will Go On, the rap version."

(So, yeah, I wan't there. I imagine that's pretty close to what really happened) 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1062:

Hare: Cummunion
FRB: Popo Schikse
DFL: Deliverance

Returnees: Deliverance, Second Hand Job

Racist: Magically Delicious

Cry Baby: Popo Schikse

Playing Football On Trail: Caveman, Roadkill

Virgins: Just Emily, Just Nir

Misnamers: EVERYONE

Pointing: EVERYONE

Directions to Run 1063:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug 9th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: San Simon Garden, Jerusalem (Here)

Address:  59 Hizkiyahu HaMelech Street, Jerusalem

Maps: From: J-Lem (Caveman's Erection)

On-After: Si, si! Italian fare will be served, prepared by your Hare, the G-father.

(...and to those of you who haven't tasted this gonadal cuisine - you DO NOT wanna miss it!)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed (co-Hare) @ 054-2152653

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1063	16/08/2014	The Gonadfather
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Fart Smella
1067	13/09/2014	Goldmember
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1061, Directions to Run #1062

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1061st Hash:

"It was a nice sunny day (it was hot as balls), the Hash itself was long and shady (short and not a spot without sun along it), flat and roady (hilly and sandy).

And the turnout, oh the turnout (only 3 hashers showed up...).

Well, we ran, we drank beer, we drank some more beer and some other stuff, we did hand-stands, head-stands, cartwheels and candles and had a great time all in all."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1061:

Hares: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Magically Delicious
DFL: Double Entry

Somewhere in the Middle: Captain Caveman
Late Cumming: Magically Delicious

Directions to Run 1062:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug 9th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: Ayalon, J-Lem

Directions: 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

On-After: None that I know of, but who knows...

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Cumunion @ 052-8989492

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1063	16/08/2014	The Gonadfather
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1060, Directions to Run #1061

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's view of the 1060th Hash:

"Just a short account of things:

The Hash started late.

It was hot.

It was not equidistant.

We ran through a funeral.

We backtracked.

We didn't run in the second half of the Hash.

We had a lot of beer during that second half.

We picked up a virgin during the half way.

She is not a virgin anymore...

A lot more beer was drank.
Body parts were exhibited
Some more body parts were exhibited
A grill was fought for.
We fucked-off Pig Woman.

The end"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1060:

Hares: Pig Woman, Puppy Love Machine
FRB: Roadkill
DFL: Boston Creamed

Golden Showers: STD, Cummunion, Magically Delicious
False Accusations: Pig Woman
Orange Counting: Cummunion, Pig Woman, Fart Smella, Duddley Do Lube, Double Entry, Popo Schikse
Virgin: Just Kate

125 Runs: Pig Woman, Twin Peaks

Tech On Trail: Spit or Swallow, Boston Creamed, Pig Woman, Twin Peaks, Cummunion

Returnees: Twin Peaks, Puppy Love Machine, Cummunion, Spit or Swallow, Popo Schikse

More Down Downs: Other Hashers

Fuck-Off: Pig Woman

Directions to Run 1061:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug 2nd., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Beit Yehosua (here).

On-After: Light Snacks and Hard Liquor in my back yard (if you want anything specific bring it...).

Maps: From Tel-Aviv: Here

Directions: 

Get on road #2 or #4 And drive north.
Turn to road #553.
Turn into Beit Yehoshua.
Go straight, pass the basketball court (and some bumpers) and park on the right in the parking lot.

Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Spit or Swallow @ 054-6717787

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1062	09/08/2014	Cumunion
1063	16/08/2014	The Gonadfather
1064	23/08/2014	Gadhaffi
1065	30/08/2014	Captain Caveman
1066	06/09/2014	Goldmember
1067	13/09/2014	Fart Smella
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com